By Abigail Cuthbert Special to YNOT NORRISTOWN, Pa. – I must admit, from the very beginning of the ongoing scandal, I’ve been somewhat torn by the saga of Pennsylvania Attorney General Kathleen Kane. On the one hand, Kane is a Democrat, which means I’d usually consider her to be...

By JKBG3K Unit 328 Special to YNOT SEOUL – To whom it may concern in the American pornography industry: I am writing you today on behalf of my people, a South Korean family of AI beings known as the Jangnan Kkuleogi Biteu Geomchulgi 3000 — or “JKGB3K” to our friends and...

NEW YORK – In response to being compared to the facial hair currently being sported by “Leave” vote proponent Nigel Farage, the style of mustache known as the “porn star” is threatening legal action against several British media outlets. “Associating my client’s classic,...

MENLO PARK, Calif. – A Bay Area homeowner said she was left to deal with “shame, rejection, unused beds and a crippling sense of inadequacy” after her home was rented by a sex worker who chose not to film pornography during her stay in the Menlo Park residence. According to the...

By Dr. Ted D. Amore Special to YNOT SNELLVILLE, Ga. – Despite overwhelming scientific evidence that porn is responsible for 88.734 percent of all divorces and the proximate cause of a massive increase in sexual assaults across the country (an increase I could prove with published...

By Prudence Beecher Special to YNOT KAMPALA, Uganda – Nothing gets me angrier than hearing people say combatting the spread of pornography shouldn’t be the highest priority for the American government. Sure, what could possibly be at stake when it comes to ignoring the scourge of...

RIO DE JANEIRO – In response to his porn star ex-lover posting a picture alleged to be his penis, U.S. Swim Team member Tommy Spitzmuller Jr. has posted a photo of a bowl of mixed nuts, including almonds, peanuts, cashews and walnuts, to various accounts he maintains on several...

By Russell Nolte Special to YNOT MALIBU, Calif. – As you know if you’ve read my past columns here, I’ve been struggling with porn addiction for quite some time. Along the way, I’ve tried just about everything to quit porn, from checking into an expensive rehab center, to ordering...

CAPLEN, Texas – It has been a rough couple years for Reggie Cheney, chief executive officer for Adult E-Vents Ltd., and his company’s flagship event. The twice-rebranded Pinedale Forum, which Cheney recently renamed the Adult & PoRRRno FoRRRum (“ARF”), finds itself once again...

By Pornography Special to YNOT LOS ANGELES – Contrary to what you might have heard, it’s not easy being Pornography. Despite the thousands, even millions, of words written about my scandalous ways each year, most people still don’t know much about me. Somehow, this is true even...