Midway, U.S.A., Declares Porn a Public Health Crisis
TOPEKA – Since it wouldn’t be a day in 2017 without another state legislative body debating, voting on or issuing...
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Fed Worker Porn Ban: Which Two Regs Will They Dump?
WASHINGTON – Good news, America: Congress is about to take decisive action to stop all those federal workers from watching...
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LAS VEGAS – In the long and storied history of erotic art, perhaps nothing has ever been more arousing to...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. – Among the many articles published by right-wing news outlets about the National Center on Sexual Exploitation’s (NCSE)...
Read moreDetailsGod Damn, It’s Good To Be Atheist
ENGLEWOOD, Colo. – One of the nice things about not believing in any God is I don’t have to sit...
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WASHINGTON – Politics is so confusing sometimes, it makes me wonder why I even bother feeling guilty about not voting....
Read moreDetailsNetizens Erupt Over ‘Softcore Space Porn’ Game
EDMONTON, Canada – When your stated mission is to “to create, deliver, and evolve the most emotionally engaging games in...
Read moreDetailsThe Other Thing that Porn Makes Hard
LOS ANGELES – Changing careers in midstream is always a difficult endeavor. It doesn’t matter whether you’ve spent 20 years practicing...
Read moreDetailsThe Coming Porn-pocalypse: Crisis And Response
ATLANTA – How many Americans now remember, or ever realized in the first place, there was an H1N1 flu outbreak...
Read moreDetailsOf Fake News, Presidents, Pledges and Porn
WASHINGTON – There’s an old quote you might have heard about how “nobody has ever gone broke by underestimating the...
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