Killing the Bird that Laid the Golden Social Media Egg

As news of former New England Patriots tight end and murderer Aaron Hernandez’s apparent cellblock suicide spread last week, Twitter lit up with...
Posted On 24 Apr 2017

New Cock and Ball Straps Designed for Comfort

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Channel 1 Releasing’s Boneyard Toys has released a pair of new cock straps and ball stretchers. Each is made of soft-touch...

Enhance Your Public Speaking with Porn

By Evo Morales Special to YNOT LA PAZ, Bolivia – Hello my American friends! My name is Evo Morales. While I’m quite

CDC: Dreaded Disease Ravaging Legislatures

RICHMOND, Va. – The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued a warning about the spread of the

What’s All this I Hear about Holographic Hookers?

By Hugh Murphy Special to YNOT BEVERLY HILLS – Hey there sex- and porn-industry folks! Actor, singer and noted
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Bangladesh Celebrates Annual Blocking of Porn Sites

DHAKA, Bangladesh – For this year’s annual festival of pornographic website-blocking, the government of Bangladesh
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Enhance Your Public Speaking with Porn

By Evo Morales Special to YNOT LA PAZ, Bolivia – Hello my American friends! My name is Evo Morales. While I’m quite famous, you may not recognize my name because your educational system is designed to produce obedient consumers and not informed adults. I am the president of...

CDC: Dreaded Disease Ravaging Legislatures

RICHMOND, Va. – The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued a warning about the spread of the legum rationem mutus virus (LRM), a recently identified pathogen that experts say disproportionately affects state legislators. “We have yet to identify a true...