HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Adult performer and content creator Chloe Amour has announced the release of four new scenes that promise “to keep fans mesmerized,” according to Chloe’s reps at Rising Star PR. Her latest release is “Chloe Amour Tesla car solo,” a solo masturbation scene in...

Say it loud: I’m weird and I’m proud! If you’ve been following American politics lately… well, first, my apologies, because American politics have descended to depths even Mark Twain couldn’t have imagined. Bearing in mind that Twain once wrote “It could probably be shown by...

TALAHASEE, Fla. – I’ve been contemplating a move to a new state for a long time, and in doing my due diligence, I decided it was probably wise to also consider whether I’d change my vocation while I was at it. Naturally, as a guy who has long made his living writing mostly untrue...

AUSTIN, Texas – When the Texas legislature came up with the “warning labels” component of HB 1181, it seems they forgot to include an important one: Evidently, frustration resulting from porn video streaming glitches can cause certain Texas prosecutors to (allegedly) pull guns on...

CAMP VERDE, Ariz. – On Saturday, June 1, there will be an event in Camp Verde, Arizona called the “Protect Our Children Town Hall.” And what are the folks at the town hall looking to protect children from, you ask? Why, brainwashing, of course! And what are the Forces of Evil...

NEW YORK, N.Y. – In the latest images-I-never-need-to-see-related news, ABC News has reported that “attorneys representing President Joe Biden’s son Hunter Biden are threatening to sue Fox News for violating ‘revenge porn’ laws and publishing since-discredited bribery...

ATLANTA, Ga. – State of Georgia, come on down – you’re the next contestant on Let’s Get Sued! Yes, that’s right, citizens of Georgia: Your esteemed General Assembly and Governor have just teamed up to make your state eligible to receive exciting prizes, including at least two...

PHOENIX, Ariz. – As a native of the Grand Canyon state, here’s something I don’t get to say or write very often: One of Arizona’s elected officials recently did something sensible. Obviously, I’m not talking about the Arizona Supreme Court’s decision holding that a territorial...

In the nearly 30 years I’ve been lingering around the porn industry like a stubborn barnacle refusing to be pried from the hull of the smut-ship, there’s always been something of a bunker mentality coursing through the industry. Sometimes it has felt overblown, as though we were...

Hey folks, my apologies in advance for the meandering, occasionally nonsensical post that I’m writing right now. Believe me, I’d like to write more efficiently and be able to get to the point more quickly, but it appears I’m addicted to typing irrelevant and often...