By Steve Stylist Special To YNOT PORTLAND, Ore. – We’ve probably never met, but odds are pretty good you’ve seen my ex-girlfriend naked, on her knees, sucking my cock. I say the odds are pretty good because after she dumped me, I uploaded a bunch of homemade porno we made...

GLAMIS, Calif. – As I often do when brainstorming ideas to revolutionize the adult entertainment industry, I’ve sought a quiet place far from the hustle and bustle of Porn Valley to engage in some deep contemplation, consumption of idea-inspiring chemicals and comprehensively...

HOLLYWOOD – On the heels of a massive marketing campaign designed to reemphasize her commitment to white nationalism, Tila Tequila has rocketed up the charts to become the web’s fourth most popular neo-Nazi porn performer, according to BuzzyMetrics, a California-based firm...

By Dewey Truman Special to YNOT DUSSELDORF, Germany – According to a translated copy of a German news article I read quickly on a tablet with a broken screen while walking briskly through Heathrow Airport, a German spy has been caught making gay porn for consumption by ISIS...

LOS ANGELES – Inspired by a revealing, behind-the-scenes look inside the world of feminist porn, I’ve come to Los Angeles to provide a revealing, behind-the-scenes look at the world of extremely cheaply produced gonzo porn, guided by my trusty fuck-flick Sherpa, famed gonzo porn...

By Dewey Truman Special to YNOT TEL AVIV – Judging from reports published by the Israeli media, it seems former porn megastar Jenna Jameson is poised to make a return to adult entertainment — and to say her first co-star is an unexpected choice would be a major understatement. In...

WASHINGTON – With the world’s increasingly paranoid attention largely focused on ISIS, the rapid and troubling growth of another terrorist organization appears to have gone almost entirely unnoticed by both the American national security bureaucracy and the international media....

LOS ANGELES – Employing what the company’s chief executive officer called a “Carrier strategy,” adult studio Ergogenic Hardcore announced a plan to relocate its entire production, marketing, sales and customer service divisions to Mexico in hopes President-elect Donald J. Trump...

By Mathilda Malkin Special to YNOT BOSTON – Why anybody ever believes anything reported by CNN is beyond me, especially when the subject of the reporting is CNN itself. On Thanksgiving night, as was well-documented by a very reputable Twitter user who goes by the handle...

NEW YORK – An explosive rumor has sprung up on the internet concerning Vice President-elect of the United States, Donald Blythe Mike Pence. Is the rumor fact, just more fake news cooked up by some Russian teenage blogger, or perhaps something even more sinister? First, let’s look...