Tag: satire

By Fido Manonopussi Special to YNOT LOS ANGELES – When I first got into making porn several years ago, I never thought of it as a major moneymaking proposition. I ...

By Abigail Cuthbert Special to YNOT RAY CITY, Ga. – Every year around this time, I gather with my family and loved ones to reflect on the bounty God has ...

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. – As part of my ongoing quest to sniff out conspiratorial connections between the adult entertainment industry and other segments of society, I’ve traveled deep behind enemy lines ...

SYDNEY, Australia – I’ve seen a lot of commercials for sea cruises over the years, usually featuring happy, smiling couples dancing to unheard music on the deck of some massive ...

By Skink Gankstench Special to YNOT COLUMBIA, S.C. – The liberal mainstream media is having an absolute tizzy this week over the latest attempt to stem the ever-surging tide of ...

By Jack Titanium-Nickelloy Special to YNOT MINNEAPOLIS – As all you haters no doubt have read by now, one of my former non-colleagues from several law firms with which I ...

WOODLAND HILLS, Calif. – In its latest exploration of the mind of the modern porn performer, adult entertainment studio Oak Missile asked porn stars what they would do if they ...

LOS ANGELES – It’s December again, which means — in addition to worse-than-usual traffic and egregious playing of Christmas music at every shopping mall — 'tis the season for new Christmas ...

By Steve Stylist Special To YNOT PORTLAND, Ore. – We’ve probably never met, but odds are pretty good you’ve seen my ex-girlfriend naked, on her knees, sucking my cock. I ...

GLAMIS, Calif. – As I often do when brainstorming ideas to revolutionize the adult entertainment industry, I’ve sought a quiet place far from the hustle and bustle of Porn Valley ...