Chrome’s ‘Incognito Mode’ Doesn’t Hide Anything
MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. – While I can read at a level higher than some second graders and most college athletes, there are some circumstances in which a guy just shouldn’t ...
Tag: porn in the news
Unoriginal Porn-Ideas, Presidential Campaign Edition
LOS ANGELES – While Cherie DeVille’s announcement of her campaign for the White House in 2020 is garnering media attention for its perceived novelty, in truth there’s nothing particularly new ...
Something Is Very Wrong with these Porn-Penis Stats
LONDON – I’m beginning to understand why a lot of people don’t trust the media these days. Not only does the modern media routinely sensationalize stories and try to pass ...
Utah, ‘Oklahoma!’ and Knowing Porn When You See It
PAYSON, Utah – In the famous words of Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart, “give me a fucking break.” Wait... No, not those words from Justice Stewart. These words: “I shall ...
Porn Mags Still Serve a Purpose After All
ADA, Okla. – In adult entertainment circles, it’s been fashionable for some time now to consider printed adult publications “dead,” or at best increasingly irrelevant, just another hard-product casualty of ...
Are U.K. Soldiers Really this Clueless about Porn?
LONDON – I’ll be the first to admit I don’t much about the British military. I do know the Brits spell the word “defense” like their soldiers’ overarching mission is ...
Despite all Odds, Arizona Politics Reach a New Low
PHOENIX – When Sen. Jeff Flake announced he will not seek reelection at the end of his current term, many saw the news as an opportunity for other Arizona Republicans ...
God May Forgive Farrah’s Sins, but Not Her Incoherence
AUSTIN – Whatever one may think about Farrah Abraham reportedly being axed from her MTV gig over her various connections to the adult industry, it hardly should come as a surprise ...
Porn Star Earns PhD, Becomes Professor; Italy Yawns
ROME, Italy – Some people are just too easily impressed and/or enraged. Take Argentinian play-by-play announcers working soccer matches, for example. It doesn’t matter how mundane a scoring play may ...
Real Porn Headlines, or Random Word-Jumble?
NEW YORK – More than ever before, I find myself wondering as I read the morning headlines whether I’m reading them correctly, or if a particularly strong tab of acid ...
