SFPD On The Lookout For Killer Porn
SAN FRANCISCO – In response to a high-profile grassroots billboard campaign, the San Francisco Police Dept. is now reportedly on the lookout for “murderous pornography, lethal smut and extremely hazardous ...
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Because It’s Going To Happen Anyway
LOUISVILLE, Ky. – Like sunrise, death, taxes and the perennial mediocrity of the post-Shula-era Miami Dolphins, it’s inevitable someone in the adult industry is going to make a porno movie ...
Finally, Jenna Jameson Weighs In
AMES, Iowa – Lagging behind some of her still-active porn star peers by a couple months, former top-shelf adult performer Jenna Jameson finally weighed in on the 2016 race for ...
New ‘Facial Recognition’ Software Made Just For Porn
QUANTICO, Va. – Even before Birdseye View Entertainment retained porn director Jimmy Duskish as the studio’s resident POV auteur, Duskish was shooting upwards of 20 POV scenes per week, employing a ...
How Come Nobody Has Offered My Girls A Porn Job?
By Ronald Crump Special to YNOT NEW YORK – Dear losers, morons and haters who represent the porn industry, what the fuck is wrong with you people? Don’t you have any ...
The Doctor Is In (Custody)
LAS VEGAS – When searching for a new primary care physician, I know it’s important to take a good look at my perspective doc’s licenses, because this is usually the quickest ...
‘Cake Porn’ Priest Must Be Cited For Violations
By Anthony Naderstein Special to YNOT WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, N.Y. – Another week, another absolutely unforgivable outrage committed against performing talent by a cold-hearted fat-cat of the adult entertainment industry. This ...
Watch Porn Online? Your PC Is Now a Time Bomb
LANGLEY, Va. – Several popular adult websites have fallen prey to malware attacks this week, and if I’m correctly reading between the lines of what security experts are saying about ...
What’s So Confusing About ‘Frum Porn’?
By Yehuda Schneier Special to YNOT BROOKLYN, N.Y. – Every so often, when I try to come to YNOT to read the latest news about organic, fat-free, strawberry flavored personal lubricant, ...
There Goes My Whole ‘Alabama Porn Empire’ Idea
MONTGOMERY, Ala. – Over the course of my life, I’ve come up with quite a number of get-rich-quick schemes. Sometimes they’ve been simple; other times complex. Sometimes they’ve been illegal; ...
