The Science of Porn, Fish and Blind Dates
HERZLIYA, Israel – For some reason, in their unrelenting search for truth, or for something close enough to truth to justify applying for a grant, researchers are constantly fucking with ...
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Bad Law: The Ultimate Conversation-Starter
MONTGOMERY, Ala. – If I have one great disadvantage in the world of dating, it’s the fact I’m not a state legislator. I’m telling you, these "lawmaker" guys have it ...
Midway, U.S.A., Declares Porn a Public Health Crisis
TOPEKA – Since it wouldn’t be a day in 2017 without another state legislative body debating, voting on or issuing a non-binding resolution declaring porn to be a “public health ...
Fed Worker Porn Ban: Which Two Regs Will They Dump?
WASHINGTON – Good news, America: Congress is about to take decisive action to stop all those federal workers from watching porn on the clock — you know, the massive problem ...
I’d Have Gone with Lemon-Flavored Vodka
LAS VEGAS – In the long and storied history of erotic art, perhaps nothing has ever been more arousing to me than the notion of a sexually-charged exhibit featuring smutty ...
Anti-Porn Truth, Sponsored By Fake Brain Pills
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Among the many articles published by right-wing news outlets about the National Center on Sexual Exploitation’s (NCSE) “Dirty Dozen list,” one caught my eye not for anything ...
I Thought Conservatives Don’t Like ‘Nanny States’
WASHINGTON – Politics is so confusing sometimes, it makes me wonder why I even bother feeling guilty about not voting. (I’m kidding of course. I’ve never once felt guilty about ...
Netizens Erupt Over ‘Softcore Space Porn’ Game
EDMONTON, Canada – When your stated mission is to “to create, deliver, and evolve the most emotionally engaging games in the world,” I guess you can’t afford to make offhand ...
The Other Thing that Porn Makes Hard
LOS ANGELES – Changing careers in midstream is always a difficult endeavor. It doesn’t matter whether you’ve spent 20 years practicing medicine, law or picking lint out of your navel in ...
The Coming Porn-pocalypse: Crisis And Response
ATLANTA – How many Americans now remember, or ever realized in the first place, there was an H1N1 flu outbreak in 2009 that reached a level where public health officials declared ...
