Wait… He Was Driving Under the Influence of Porn?
KANSAS CITY, Mo. – I’ve always been confused by Kansas City, in no small part because, while the name of the...
Read moreDetailsBen Suroeste only reports "hard news" -- which is to say "news" that is "hard" to find anywhere else, mostly because he made it all up. He still doesn't have that fifty bucks he owes you, but he's working on it, OK?
KANSAS CITY, Mo. – I’ve always been confused by Kansas City, in no small part because, while the name of the...
Read moreDetailsMONTREAL – This just in: Brazzers is giving away free porn! I know what you’re thinking: The government must have...
Read moreDetailsHOLLYWOOD – In the past 24 hours alone, I’ve seen come across my cable TV guide listings for multiple competitive...
Read moreDetailsMALLORCA, Spain – There’s a certain letdown I experience whenever a public figure I don’t already assume to be an...
Read moreDetailsNEW YORK – I must admit, so far as dumb porn-publicity ploys go, at least this one makes sense from...
Read moreDetailsROME – In a recent review of more than 400,000 mobile devices used by Italian public officials, the Parliamentary Commission...
Read moreDetailsFREDERICTON, Canada – According to researchers from the University of New Brunswick (UNB), women who watch porn develop “unrealistic expectations”...
Read moreDetailsGRANTHAM, England – Deidre Sanders, the “agony aunt” of Britain's The Sun tabloid, wants everybody to know Michaela Snell’s porn habit isn’t...
Read moreDetailsMARKET HARBOROUGH, England – For a correctional facility that is arguably best known for an escape in which two inmates...
Read moreDetailsMIAMI LAKES, Fla. – In a flash of entirely predictable un-originality, CamSoda has offered erstwhile White House Communications Director Anthony...
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