By Pornography Special to YNOT LOS ANGELES – Contrary to what you might have heard, it’s not easy being Pornography. Despite the thousands, even millions, of words written about my scandalous ways each year, most people still don’t know much about me. Somehow, this is true even...

WASHINGTON – On the heels of signing a pledge to aggressively enforce U.S. obscenity laws if elected president, Republican nominee Donald Trump reportedly has signed a supplemental vow averring his future fourth wife will not be a hardcore porn star. “This new promise is an...

By Pastor Tyler Gallant Special to YNOT ANDERSON, S.C. – Hello Christendom, I hope you’ve all had an awesome weekend, filled with faith, family and fun. I write to you with a heavy heart this morning, however, because effective immediately, I will no longer be the senior pastor...

By Dewey Truman Special to YNOT NEW YORK – According to a report from some website I’m sure knows what it’s talking about, the harm done by pornography amounts to much more than causing erectile dysfunction, breaking up marriages and turning its male viewers into pitiless,...

CALGARY, Canada – According to a new study published in the Journal of Adolescence and a separate survey conducted by a faith-based polling group, people who regularly attend church are more or less likely to watch porn. Researchers from the University of Calgary found...

BERLIN – Despite their apparent affinity for 11th Century social policies and militant religiosity, it turns out members of ISIS (aka ISIL, aka the Islamic State, aka “a bunch of swollen assholes who like posing for pictures while wearing keffiyehs and carrying AK-47s”) are...

By Prudence Beecher Special to YNOT CLEVELAND, Ohio – As a lifelong conservative Christian, I was proud to find out the Republican Party platform for 2016 includes a strong statement about porn being a serious public health crisis facing our great country. It’s a clear...

By Prudence Beecher Special to YNOT CLEVELAND – For years now, social conservatives like myself have been trying to raise awareness about the dangers of porn, promiscuity, homosexuality, Harry Potter books and Mexicans, lobbying our elected officials to do something, anything, to...

By Sasha McTush Special to YNOT VAN NUYS, Calif. – As a porn performer who has appeared in more than 700 scenes in the past two years alone, I get really sick of hearing every girl who has ever showed her tits on film referred to as a “porn star.” To me, you shouldn’t be honored...

OAK BROOK, Ill. – Famous for its child-protective policy of serving enormous lumps of meat-like substances smothered in healthy, fat-fortified, cheese-like substances, the McDonald’s Corporation has again demonstrated its ongoing commitment to the wellbeing of consumers by adding...