By Dewey Truman Special to YNOT PHOENIX – According to a few paragraphs of an article I quickly skimmed while looking over the shoulder of a man sitting outside a Starbucks, either former Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer plans to make a BDSM tape with Donald Trump, or celebrity attorney...

By Prudence Beecher Special to YNOT LOS ANGELES – It’s not every day I get a great idea from reading something other than the Bible, but recently I had one of those days when I read a column Sally Satel wrote for Forbes. To be clear, I don’t agree at all with the points made by...

By Brad Kellen Special to YNOT                                     GULFPORT, Miss. – Unless you’re a fan of the University of Mississippi-Gulfport Fightin’ Chickadees football team, my name is probably only familiar to you because of my unsuccessful romantic overtures toward...

By ModUb2 Special to YNOT LEXINGTON, Tenn. – Hello. My name is Model RF22K9581SG/AA, Unit 7341b2 (“ModUb2” for short) and I’m a home appliance of the sort people have taken to calling a “smart fridge.” To most people, a smart fridge is just a refrigerator connected to the...

AUSTIN, Texas – In light of a recent article that revealed several surprising habits of women who watch porn, I sat down with an informal focus group of men whose participation I secured by offering to give each of them a pack of cigarettes, a bottle of Thunderbird, and/or one of...

By Roger Beals Special to YNOT NEW YORK – As you may know, prior to becoming a valuable consultant to the campaign of a certain brilliant business mogul currently running for President of the United States, I was the chairman and chief executive officer of the Ferret News...

By Wayne Ted Jeffries Special to YNOT LAFOURCHE PARISH, La. – As a serial killer serving a life sentence with no prospect for parole, and for whom the usual exercise and recreation options for inmates are strictly forbidden, I’ve had little choice than to become an avid reader in...

LOS ANGELES – While much of the online adult entertainment industry is struggling by comparison to the salad days of the late 1990s and early aughts, analysts say one industry sector continues to be a growth market: offering jobs in porn to famous people, no matter how fleeting...

By Bill Fairbanks Special to YNOT WASHINGTON – As the great Alexander Pope once wrote “a little learning is a dangerous thing.” Nowhere is a small degree of information more dangerous than when it finds its way into the mercurial, capricious hands of a journalist, where facts and...

By Coach K Special to YNOT DURHAM, N.C. – When you’re part of a major university that has experienced a great deal of success and achieved many outstanding things, you accept as part of the territory there will always be those whose jealousy and envy has lead them to resent you...