HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – This is the sort of week made to test the stamina, fortitude and time management skills of any football (“soccer”) fan who also happens to be a fan of a certain petite, all-natural performer with a funky name that starts with Y and ends with MY GOD SHE’S SEXY. (OK, clearly that’s not how “Yhivi” is spelled, but maybe that’s how it’s pronounced?)
Making matters worse for a guy trying to decide whether he’s going to attempt to fit watching Yhivi’s latest scene in between matches, or strain the limits of his aging, failing body by waiting until all the matches have ended and it’s well past official Old Man Bedtime, Girlsway has gone and paired Yhivi with Lily Bell, another nigh-irresistible ‘spinner’ of note.
Either way, I suspect that once I get the chance to feast my eyes on “Like a Real Married Couple,” the Ricky Greenwood-directed scene featuring Yhivi and Lily, the repeat watching potential will be even higher than that of the England vs. Croatia match.
According to the description in the release announcement, the scene opens with “married couple Yhivi and Lilly Bell meeting up to get their stories straight.” I’m immediately enticed; what sort of crime have these two committed? If they need an alibi, would they be willing to engage in a threesome with a potential supporting witness? But let’s not get ahead of ourselves here…
“The two acquaintances only married so Yhivi could get her green card, and now they have an upcoming interview and need to appear like a real married couple.”
Oh, I see. A justice-evading threesome sounds rather unlikely, in that case.
“As Yhivi and Lilly talk, they realize they have much more in common than they originally thought. Once they understand how compatible they are as a couple, Lilly suggests to Yhivi that they might be compatible in other ways as well.”
Oh, I can see where this is headed: IKEA, right?
“Soon, the two are naked on the couch, with Yhivi going down on Lilly.”
Nope, that’s way better than IKEA.
“Lilly returns the favor, and then she and Yhivi spend the afternoon learning every inch of each other’s bodies. It turns out they’re extremely compatible in every possible way.”
Ah, good – a happy ending! And maybe sequel potential? (Just sayin.)
“This is the third scene I’ve shot for Girlsway since I made my comeback, and it was as awesome as ever,” Yhivi said. “I really love working with them, as well as with Lilly and Ricky. I can’t wait for the next shoot.”
While we wait along with Yhivi for that next shoot, we can take in “Like a Real Married Couple” on Girlsway.com.
