Dancing with the Neo-Nazi Porn Stars in a Sharknado
HOLLYWOOD – In the past 24 hours alone, I’ve seen come across my cable TV guide listings for multiple competitive video gaming broadcasts, a reality television show in which people ...
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Another Flimsy ‘Rogue Friend’ Excuse for Porn Tweets
MALLORCA, Spain – There’s a certain letdown I experience whenever a public figure I don’t already assume to be an utter jackass (there are still several, believe it or not) ...
If Watching Porn Prevents Legislating, I’m All for It
ROME – In a recent review of more than 400,000 mobile devices used by Italian public officials, the Parliamentary Commission on Public Digital Administration and Waste found plenty of evidence ...
Study: Porn Gives Women Unrealistic Expectations
FREDERICTON, Canada – According to researchers from the University of New Brunswick (UNB), women who watch porn develop “unrealistic expectations” regarding men’s sexual performance and prowess. “Intercourse is shown to ...
Shocker! Mum Watches Porn Instead of Washing Dishes
GRANTHAM, England – Deidre Sanders, the “agony aunt” of Britain's The Sun tabloid, wants everybody to know Michaela Snell’s porn habit isn’t a bit of harmless fun. It's a damaging addiction that ...
Porn, Prisons, Wi-Fi and Science Education
MARKET HARBOROUGH, England – For a correctional facility that is arguably best known for an escape in which two inmates were lifted by helicopter from its exercise yard, HM Prison ...
Mooch Has All the Makings of a Perfect Porn Pitchman
MIAMI LAKES, Fla. – In a flash of entirely predictable un-originality, CamSoda has offered erstwhile White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci a job overseeing the company’s communication strategy. The rationale ...
Porn Technology Marches On … into Weird Places
NICOSIA, Cyprus – Always looking for ways to help users conceal their pornographic activities from the prying eyes of employers, spouses, roommates, neighbors, prison guards and/or teachers, xHamster recently announced ...
And Now, the Exciting Conclusion to ‘Killing Lust’
WADENA, Minn. – Last week, I got all excited by the promise I would learn how to kill lust, only to be viciously let down when the “instructions” for doing ...
Just What We Need: More Incentive for Dick Pics
MIAMI LAKES, Fla. – While CamSoda’s press push announcing the company’s alleged “Penis Recognition Tech” is clearly a publicity ploy, there’s little doubt many male CamSoda users will respond by ...
