Kick Ass Pictures (www.kickass.com) is five years old and, unlike most toddlers, wants to share its toys with its friends. In order to celebrate its fifth year of business, the company is hosting the contest of a porn lover’s wettest dreams – and it begins now.The lucky benefactor of Kick Ass Pictures’ generosity will win more than 240 DVDs – one of each title released, including but not limited to every volume of the award winning Barefoot Confidential series, which launched the company to fame and fortune. Company experts estimate that it would take two full months of viewing – with rest and meal breaks — in order to watch the nearly $10,000 catalogue of DVD depravity. Additional prizes will be announced until contest end on September 25, 2005.

According to Kick Ass Pictures and its extremely enthusiastic representatives, all porn lovers need to do is join any of the company’s nine websites. Names of both current and new members will all be entered in the contest, with runner-ups receiving surprises, as well. Vic of Kick Ass Pictures assures webmasters that this contest “is a great conversion opportunity” for affiliate partners and reminds them that among the titles that will be presented to the winner are Teen Power, Chica Boom, Jelly, Specs Appeal, Inseminated by 2 Black Men, and the full Mary Carey catalogue, plus much more.