LAS VEGAS – With 2017 looming right around the corner like a hungry predator, it’s time to take a sober look back at 2016 – which is unfortunate, because I’ve been drinking like a fish for the last three days solid, trying to get the taste of this shit year out of my mouth....

By Russell Nolte Special to YNOT MALIBU, Calif. – One of the first things I learned when I started porn rehab is I can’t trust my own judgment or perceptions when it comes to assessing how I’m doing with my recovery. I’ve come to accept this as fact, even as I bemoan its truth....

By Fido Manonopussi Special to YNOT LOS ANGELES – When I first got into making porn several years ago, I never thought of it as a major moneymaking proposition. I became a porn director not to get rich, not to get laid, but to express a very important and heartfelt sentiment I’ve...

By Abigail Cuthbert Special to YNOT RAY CITY, Ga. – Every year around this time, I gather with my family and loved ones to reflect on the bounty God has bestowed upon us, take stock of our many blessings and eat one or more enormous, genetically-engineered birds, just as the...

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. – As part of my ongoing quest to sniff out conspiratorial connections between the adult entertainment industry and other segments of society, I’ve traveled deep behind enemy lines into what the football cognoscenti call “Patriots Nation,” home of championship...

SYDNEY, Australia – I’ve seen a lot of commercials for sea cruises over the years, usually featuring happy, smiling couples dancing to unheard music on the deck of some massive vessel with a name like the Caribbean Duchess, or the Carnival Barker or the Floating Cesspool of...

By Skink Gankstench Special to YNOT COLUMBIA, S.C. – The liberal mainstream media is having an absolute tizzy this week over the latest attempt to stem the ever-surging tide of online pornography which continues to erode the moral fiber of our nation: a modest, quite reasonable...

By Jack Titanium-Nickelloy Special to YNOT MINNEAPOLIS – As all you haters no doubt have read by now, one of my former non-colleagues from several law firms with which I have absolutely no association (other than having co-founded, directed and managed them) and I have been...

WOODLAND HILLS, Calif. – In its latest exploration of the mind of the modern porn performer, adult entertainment studio Oak Missile asked porn stars what they would do if they were elected President of the United States. Jennifer Lowe-Rents: As President, my highest priority...

LOS ANGELES – It’s December again, which means — in addition to worse-than-usual traffic and egregious playing of Christmas music at every shopping mall — ’tis the season for new Christmas porn releases from everybody’s favorite adult entertainment studios. Here’s a quick...