HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – As it turns out, if you have an erection that lasts more than four hours, you may not need to call your doctor; you might be able to get away with calling a nurse, instead – provided the nurse is Carmen Valentina and you’re seeking treatment at the MILF Dreams Medical Center.
Directed by Mad Creativity, Elegant Angel’s new scene “The Cure for Priapism” features Valentina as a compassionate nurse with a flair for alternative treatment methods, with Vince Karter as a patient with a boner that just won’t quit. In their interactions, “temptation quickly overtakes professionalism,” which is good news from a pornographic perspective, because a 45-minute video of Vince sitting in an empty exam room waiting for some balding middle-aged guy to show up (late) and inspect his malfunctioning cock.
Per the announcement’s scene description, “Carmen portrays a compassionate nurse caring for Vince’s character after he is admitted with an extreme case of priapism. Determined to ease his condition, Carmen’s bedside treatment escalates into an unforgettable and passionate encounter fueled by undeniable chemistry.”
That certainly sounds more pleasant than my last trip to the doctor, which involved fasting, drinking some nasty tasting gunk that made me spray fluid from my ass every 15 minutes for six hours, getting knocked unconscious and having a tiny camera shoved up my ass.
“Making this scene was so much fun from start to finish,” Carmen said. “The concept was sexy and playful, and working with Vince Karter was incredible because we had such intense chemistry together. Everything felt natural, energetic, and really exciting on camera.”
Elegant Angel said the new scene “continues the line’s focus on glamorous MILF fantasies and immersive storytelling featuring some of the industry’s most captivating performers.” I will add, with absolute certainty, it’s also more entertaining than a colonoscopy, by miles and miles.
Don’t take my word for it; head over to ElegantAngel.com now, watch “The Cure for Priapism” and compare it to your own colonoscopy experience. Or, if you’re under the age of 45… actually, just go ahead and take my word for it. You’ll be much happier that way.
