Did They Get the Shark’s ID, at Least?
MIAMI – You’ve got a porn performer, an ocean, a small shark cage and a bunch of 10-foot lemon sharks....
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Food, Poverty, Real Estate, and Now… Intelligence?
WASHINGTON – These days, porn is everywhere you look, especially on the internet. Not only will you find porn on...
Read moreDetailsErotic Heritage Museum vs. Westboro Baptist Church
LAS VEGAS – When I saw the subject line of the email I received this morning, my heart nearly skipped...
Read moreDetailsThe Science of Porn, Fish and Blind Dates
HERZLIYA, Israel – For some reason, in their unrelenting search for truth, or for something close enough to truth to...
Read moreDetailsBad Law: The Ultimate Conversation-Starter
MONTGOMERY, Ala. – If I have one great disadvantage in the world of dating, it’s the fact I’m not a...
Read moreDetailsMidway, U.S.A., Declares Porn a Public Health Crisis
TOPEKA – Since it wouldn’t be a day in 2017 without another state legislative body debating, voting on or issuing...
Read moreDetailsFed Worker Porn Ban: Which Two Regs Will They Dump?
WASHINGTON – Good news, America: Congress is about to take decisive action to stop all those federal workers from watching...
Read moreDetailsI’d Have Gone with Lemon-Flavored Vodka
LAS VEGAS – In the long and storied history of erotic art, perhaps nothing has ever been more arousing to...
Read moreDetailsAnti-Porn Truth, Sponsored By Fake Brain Pills
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Among the many articles published by right-wing news outlets about the National Center on Sexual Exploitation’s (NCSE)...
Read moreDetailsGod Damn, It’s Good To Be Atheist
ENGLEWOOD, Colo. – One of the nice things about not believing in any God is I don’t have to sit...
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