Just What We Need: More Incentive for Dick Pics
MIAMI LAKES, Fla. – While CamSoda’s press push announcing the company’s alleged “Penis Recognition Tech” is clearly a publicity ploy,...
Read moreDetailsBen Suroeste only reports "hard news" -- which is to say "news" that is "hard" to find anywhere else, mostly because he made it all up. He still doesn't have that fifty bucks he owes you, but he's working on it, OK?
MIAMI LAKES, Fla. – While CamSoda’s press push announcing the company’s alleged “Penis Recognition Tech” is clearly a publicity ploy,...
Read moreDetailsWADENA, Minn. – As a former Boy Scout, I fully appreciate the need to be prepared — and I mean...
Read moreDetailsWarning: Satire ahead. LOS ANGELES – While I enjoy taking cheap shots at them as much as the next guy,...
Read moreDetailsLOS ANGELES – Every so often, along comes a headline that is so great, a collection of words whose proximity...
Read moreDetailsAUSTIN, Texas – I recently got into a debate with an old friend of mine over the oft-stated axiom “violence...
Read moreDetailsINDIANAPOLIS – By their very nature, social media platforms like Twitter are subject to their users posting and publishing just...
Read moreDetailsANCHORAGE – There was a time when I thought of getting a tattoo as too much of a commitment —...
Read moreDetailsBERLIN – Leave it to the Germans to find a new use for porn — in this case, one that...
Read moreDetailsNEW YORK – There are many things of which we Americans have grown tired over the years, like planking, watching...
Read moreDetailsPROVIDENCE, R.I. – Since it seems everybody is offering predictions concerning the Trump administration these days (Trump may fire Sean Spicer...
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