WASHINGTON – There’s an old quote you might have heard about how “nobody has ever gone broke by underestimating the intelligence of the American people.” Of course, H. L. Mencken never actually wrote those words, but a great many people believe he did, because this is what...

By Evo Morales Special to YNOT LA PAZ, Bolivia – Hello my American friends! My name is Evo Morales. While I’m quite famous, you may not recognize my name because your educational system is designed to produce obedient consumers and not informed adults. I am the president of...

SALT LAKE CITY – In April 2016, Utah passed a nonbinding resolution declaring pornography a “public health crisis.” Now, the sponsor of the resolution says he’s working on a new bill that would enable residents of the state to sue porn producers for damages resulting from...

RICHMOND, Va. – The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued a warning about the spread of the legum rationem mutus virus (LRM), a recently identified pathogen that experts say disproportionately affects state legislators. “We have yet to identify a true...

By Hugh Murphy Special to YNOT BEVERLY HILLS – Hey there sex- and porn-industry folks! Actor, singer and noted funnyman Hugh Murphy here. It’s been a while since we last crossed paths in direct fashion, but you might remember my name from my days as a leading man in major...

DHAKA, Bangladesh – For this year’s annual festival of pornographic website-blocking, the government of Bangladesh has announced the censoring of more than 500 pornographic sites, sending the number of such sites still available to the country’s citizens plummeting to roughly...

LAS VEGAS – With 2017 looming right around the corner like a hungry predator, it’s time to take a sober look back at 2016 – which is unfortunate, because I’ve been drinking like a fish for the last three days solid, trying to get the taste of this shit year out of my mouth....

By Russell Nolte Special to YNOT MALIBU, Calif. – One of the first things I learned when I started porn rehab is I can’t trust my own judgment or perceptions when it comes to assessing how I’m doing with my recovery. I’ve come to accept this as fact, even as I bemoan its truth....

By Fido Manonopussi Special to YNOT LOS ANGELES – When I first got into making porn several years ago, I never thought of it as a major moneymaking proposition. I became a porn director not to get rich, not to get laid, but to express a very important and heartfelt sentiment I’ve...

By Abigail Cuthbert Special to YNOT RAY CITY, Ga. – Every year around this time, I gather with my family and loved ones to reflect on the bounty God has bestowed upon us, take stock of our many blessings and eat one or more enormous, genetically-engineered birds, just as the...