FREDERICTON, Canada – According to researchers from the University of New Brunswick (UNB), women who watch porn develop “unrealistic expectations” regarding men’s sexual performance and prowess. “Intercourse is shown to last longer than average, men sustain erections longer and...

GRANTHAM, England – Deidre Sanders, the “agony aunt” of Britain’s The Sun tabloid, wants everybody to know Michaela Snell’s porn habit isn’t a bit of harmless fun. It’s a damaging addiction that is ruining Snell’s relationships and causing her to raise her children in...

MARKET HARBOROUGH, England – For a correctional facility that is arguably best known for an escape in which two inmates were lifted by helicopter from its exercise yard, HM Prison Gartree currently finds itself combating what seems like a far less dramatic form of security...

MIAMI LAKES, Fla. – In a flash of entirely predictable un-originality, CamSoda has offered erstwhile White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci a job overseeing the company’s communication strategy. The rationale for making the offer, obviously, is to garner publicity...

NICOSIA, Cyprus – Always looking for ways to help users conceal their pornographic activities from the prying eyes of employers, spouses, roommates, neighbors, prison guards and/or teachers, xHamster recently announced the launch of a private “Night Mode,” which allows site...

WADENA, Minn. – Last week, I got all excited by the promise I would learn how to kill lust, only to be viciously let down when the “instructions” for doing so turning out to be one of those “tune in next time…” affairs. This approach to hooking your audience is the cheapest of...

MIAMI LAKES, Fla. – While CamSoda’s press push announcing the company’s alleged “Penis Recognition Tech” is clearly a publicity ploy, there’s little doubt many male CamSoda users will respond by taking and uploading pictures of their penises. More incentive for men to take dick...

WADENA, Minn. – As a former Boy Scout, I fully appreciate the need to be prepared — and I mean prepared at all times, and for all contingencies. This obsession with readiness has served me well over the years, with the notable exception of the years I spent building an...

Warning: Satire ahead. LOS ANGELES – While I enjoy taking cheap shots at them as much as the next guy, I’ll readily admit to knowing almost nothing about the Kardashian clan, other than the patriarch of the family was once a close friend of OJ Simpson’s, and later became a...

LOS ANGELES – Every so often, along comes a headline that is so great, a collection of words whose proximity to each other is so entirely unexpected, the body of the article below it probably isn’t necessary, or may even prove a severe letdown. I ran across such a headline over...