HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – There’s little question that I like a bit of bad wordplay as much as the next guy. This fact comes through in quite a few of the ‘articles’ I write, whether I’m riffing off the name of a movie, performer, studio or some unrelated thing that just happens to share nomenclature with some aspect of a porn company’s press release. That said, I’m drawing the line at “They Put the HO in Neighborhood,” which happens to be the name of the scene in which Ravyn Alexa has made her debut for Digital Playground.
The reason this wordplay doesn’t work for me is we generally pronounce the last syllable of neighborhood the way we do the entire word “hood.” (If the word was “neighborhoed,” Digital Playground would be in business here.)
Granted, just because I think the name falls flat doesn’t mean the scene itself does. Co-starring Millie Morgan and Zac Wild, according to the scene description “They Put the HO in Neighborhood” opens with “Ravyn Alexa chilling by the pool in a skimpy bikini, showing off her body and pulling out her tits for Zac Wild and his camera.”
“Meanwhile, Ravyn’s neighbor, Millie Morgan, is getting sick of seeing Ravyn prancing around with no clothes on,” the description continues. “When Millie goes over to confront Ravyn, Ravyn squirts her with a water gun.”
I think we all know where this is heading. I mean, you can’t just squirt your already annoyed neighbor with a water gun and expect her to not finger you afterwards.
“At her breaking point, Millie drags Ravyn inside and gives her a hard spanking,” the description adds. “The ensuing catfight leads to Millie fingering Ravyn, and then the two women going down on each other.”
See? Told you.
“When Zac walks in to find out what’s going on, Ravyn and Millie pull him into the mix, and they have a wild three-way in the dining room and the staircase, culminating in a double money shot for the rival neighbors.”
Honestly, that’s better than I think Ravyn had any reason to expect – not because she was prancing around naked (mind your own business, Millie!), but due to the egregious water gun assault. And at this point, I no longer care about the hoo/ho thing; Ravyn and company can pronounce that shit any way they please.
“I’ve been waiting a long time to make my debut for Digital Playground, and I couldn’t have asked for a better scene to pop my cherry for the studio,” Ravyn said. “Millie and Zac were incredible to work with and the scene was a blast to shoot! I can’t wait to come back.”
You can check out the new scene “They Put the HO in Neighborhood” now, at DigitalPlayground.com.
