HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Beware prospective damsels and dudes in distress and all those selfless heroes who would intercede on their behalf in times of trouble: Word has it that the Hentaied Universe has expanded again, this time with the addition of a new limited series called Ectoplasmed. The first episode of the new series “Lingering Spirit” is now available on Hentaied.pro.
According to the announcement warning from Hentaied, the new Roberto DiSuna-directed scene opens with “Tiffany Tatum arriving at an old house and expecting a quiet night.”
Oh, Tiffany… if you were expecting a quiet night, then you don’t know what sort of world you’ve stepped into. My bet is the night is far from quiet, instead being plagued by alien parasites, vampires, werewolves and possibly even – and I shudder as I even suggest this – the recently ubiquitous Gianni Infantino (who, judging by his looks, is also a vampire).
“Almost immediately, strange things start happening,” the description continues, “pictures fall off the wall, and the bathroom sink turns itself back on.”
Aww, hell – I’ve lived in places where the sinks turn themselves on and off. That’s not haunted, that’s just the old Ninth Ward in New Orleans!
“It feels like someone is in the house with her, and she even calls out, but no one responds.”
Frankly, if she has been transported back to the old Ninth Ward, she might be better off if nobody responds. The cops would probably just demand a bribe or something.
“Tiffany puts on some music and tries to relax, but the viewer becomes aware she’s being watched by cameras, and something is off.”
Watched by cameras? OK, this definitely isn’t the old Ninth Ward; they simply didn’t have the budget for that sort of thing.
“When Tiffany goes to bed, you finally see the ghost (Matty Mila Perez) who undresses her.”
Hey, if you must be haunted, you could do worse than being haunted by Matty Mila Perez. Shit, if recent rumors are anything to go on, you could be visited by the ghost of Mitch McConnell!
“When Tiffany wakes up half-naked and freaks out, she tries to escape, music comes on, and all hell breaks loose, the description continues. “We can see Matty/the ghost, but Tiffany can’t. Matty ties her to her bed and has her way with her, and the entire sex scene is a now you see her, now you don’t type of scenario—it’s very passionate and scary at the same time. In the end, a creepy dude who’s been watching it all leaves the camera room.”
Wait a minute… are WE, the audience, collectively the creepy dude? I’m starting to wonder if watching this scene would leave me in an existential crisis, rather than post orgasmic bliss.
“It has the feel of a high-end cinematic film, but it’s also like a horror movie and a music video with lots of special effects,” said Hentaied creator/producer Romero, Mr. Alien. “This is a departure from anything we’ve ever done, and we even brought in a composer, Zia Jali, for original music. This series is all about invisible shenanigans. Matty was the perfect ghost to fuck the guests, and she really enjoyed the role.”
You can check out Lingering Spirit now on Hentaied.pro. But when you do, maybe wear a proton pack, just in case.
