HOLLYWOOD, Calif.  – With Christmas right around the corner (shortly after some other, lesser, turkey-and-Pilgrim-focused occasion which apparently doesn’t excite marketing and advertising people very much), we’ve once again entered the time of year when we take stock of our...

Over the past year, Twitter has made some changes to its overall platform. Most of the changes have been on the back end, concerning the API and how Twitter integrates into Google search. Twitter’s most recent change, effective Nov. 3, may be small in nature, but it’s actually a...

By God Almighty, Special to YNOT NEW JERUSALEM – Hey everybody, God Almighty here, your Father who art in Heaven, hallowed be My name and all that. Don’t worry, this isn’t the End of Days — just a long-overdue memo from the Man Upstairs. There’s still plenty of time to repent,...

By Abigail Cuthbert Special to YNOT RAY CITY, Ga. – Howdy y’all. Abigail Cuthbert here again, co-founder and president of the Ray City, Ga., chapter of the organization Free Righteous United Intelligent Trustworthy Caring Americans Killing Exploitation (FRUITCAKE), formerly known...

CHATSWORTH, Calif. – It’s that time of year again, when we all come together to acknowledge and appreciate the selfless sacrifice and dedication of American veterans. Typically, of course, when we honor and venerate veterans, we’re talking about the sort of veterans who go...

By Ahktar Jamal Bin Suroeste Special to YNOT CAIRO – The Egyptian government this week began an important trial of a major criminal woman who is responsible for the corruption, titillation and unclean browser histories of an entire generation of young Egyptian men. Outside Egypt,...

TOKYO – In my ongoing search for strategic and successful crossover business models available to porn industry investors and business owners, I’ve considered a lot of different directions, from megachurch-casino combo franchises to topless barbecue chicken joints and just about...

By Jusef McDaddy Special to YNOT PHILADELPHIA – So, unless you’ve been living under a damn rock, then you probably heard I made a movie a while back which had nothing to do with the “sweet science” of boxing. The movie was a gay porn video, and if I’m gonna keep it...

By Timothy Titus Special to YNOT LONDON – Thanks in large part to the anonymity of the internet, over the course of the past 20 years pornography has gone from something consumed by a relatively small number of extreme perverts to a cultural force so pervasive, the scourge of...

This is the second in a series of YNOT staffer Ben Suroeste’s responses to readers with porn problems, smut conundrums, obscene challenges and other indecent issues that “Abby” bitch will just never understand. DEAR BEN: I have been married to a man I’ll call “Fernando” for...