Tag: satire

By Jobian Theislemann Special to YNOT ANTWERP, Belgium – Hello my adult industry friends! It’s me, Jobian Theiselmann, former CEO of MindGunk, the man who changed everything in internet porn — ...

YORK, Neb. – Standing in front of the E-Roticapalooza tradeshow booth for VirtuaVag Vienna, a new European adult entertainment studio specializing in 3D virtual reality porn, long-time porn fan Burt ...

SAN FRANCISCO – In response to a high-profile grassroots billboard campaign, the San Francisco Police Dept. is now reportedly on the lookout for “murderous pornography, lethal smut and extremely hazardous ...

LOUISVILLE, Ky. – Like sunrise, death, taxes and the perennial mediocrity of the post-Shula-era Miami Dolphins, it’s inevitable someone in the adult industry is going to make a porno movie ...

AMES, Iowa – Lagging behind some of her still-active porn star peers by a couple months, former top-shelf adult performer Jenna Jameson finally weighed in on the 2016 race for ...

QUANTICO, Va. – Even before Birdseye View Entertainment retained porn director Jimmy Duskish as the studio’s resident POV auteur, Duskish was shooting upwards of 20 POV scenes per week, employing a ...

OAKLAND, Calif. – As regular readers of my posts know, I’m the sort of guy who will hop on a plane at the drop of a hat in my never-ending ...

By Ronald Crump Special to YNOT NEW YORK – Dear losers, morons and haters who represent the porn industry, what the fuck is wrong with you people? Don’t you have any ...

CHICAGO – With the media world still puzzling over Playboy’s decision to drop full nudity, some trend-watching pornographers already have followed the lead of the legendary publication, considerably toning down ...

LAS VEGAS – When searching for a new primary care physician, I know it’s important to take a good look at my perspective doc’s licenses, because this is usually the quickest ...