Tag: satire

LOS ANGELES – In an official statement approved by the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops (NAMBLA USCCB) and written by the USCCB’s Committee on Laity, Marriage, Family Life and ...

By James “Battle Bot” Koppenfeeler Special to YNOT LAS VEGAS – Hey all you fuck-faces out there in porn-loser land, it’s me, Battle Bot, the former porn star, famous MMA ...

GREEN VALLEY, Ariz. – Staring intently at his large, flat-screen television, Waylan Barnsparger furrows his brow and looks hopelessly perplexed. After taking a sip from his ever-present tallboy Coors can, ...

SHELBYVILLE, Ky. – After being outed on social media by a former student, adult performer Harmony Fugue has confessed she spent 11 years as a high school music teacher in the Midwest ...

LIMA, Peru – As you know if you’ve been following my recent posts (or actually physically following me around on my trip, which I’m pretty certain someone has been doing ...

By Skidley Rott Special to YNOT HOLLYWOOD – It’s the holidays again, which means it’s time to start releasing new holiday-themed porn videos, which have long been my fourth-favorite seasonal product, ...

By Isawindow Corredor Special to YNOT SACRAMENTO, Calif. – As you are all aware, there’s an ongoing controversy in my home state of California over the question of whether performers ...

By Shane “Shecky” Shuster Special to YNOT NEW MILFORD, NJ – In my illustrious capacity as a bar-side relationship counselor guy and an alternative sex therapeuticalist, or whatever, a lot ...

MONTREAL – Tube site SmutNucleus announced today the site has received 847 nominations for the 2016 XJIZZ Awards, shattering the previous record of 762 nominations garnered by adult studio Irritable Angel ...

By Russell Nolte Special to YNOT MALIBU, Calif. – My name is Russell Nolte and I’m a porn addict. By the grace of God (and, to a lesser extent, the ...