Just What We Need: More Incentive for Dick Pics
MIAMI LAKES, Fla. – While CamSoda’s press push announcing the company’s alleged “Penis Recognition Tech” is clearly a publicity ploy, there’s little doubt many male CamSoda users will respond by ...
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Rapper, Not Aliens, Fathered Former Porn Star’s Baby
LOS ANGELES – Every so often, along comes a headline that is so great, a collection of words whose proximity to each other is so entirely unexpected, the body of ...
FBI May Not Investigate Lopsided Nipples
WASHINGTON – The FBI isn’t sure it wants to investigate the allegedly lopsided nipples of Real Housewives of Orange County cast member Vicki Gunvalson, according to sources familiar with the ...
New Ruler Allows Men to Stretch the Truth
LOS ANGELES – A new product made by a company with a serious-sounding name is nonetheless amusing. The Original Dick RulerTM, manufactured by two guys cleverly calling their enterprise “American ...
