Today’s Product:
Glow-in-the-Dark Life-Likes™ 2-Piece Harness
Specs:
Price: $41.99 USD
Manufacturer: CalExotics
Insertable Length: 6.50 Inches
Features: Glow In The Dark, Latex Free, Nickel Free
Materials: Elastic, Leather, Elastomer
Clothing Size: One Size Fits Most
Perfect For: Girls, Guys, & Super Heroes of All Sexual Orientations into Strap-on Play
Today I am reviewing the Glow-in-the-Dark Life-Likes™ 2-Piece Harness from CalExotics.
Okay. Imagine this. You are all ready to have some super hero strap-on sex, when (BANG! POW! OUCH!) you start stumbling/fumbling around in the dark trying to put the damn thing on and stub your big toe… Jeese I hate when that happens!
Or… Even worse, you got the damn thing on but can’t find the hole you want to shove your faux cock into, and, s/he is like, “Ah, fuck! Not there Batgirl!” and then you are so freaking embarrassed that you go masturbate in private and the party’s over.
Well, Batgirl (or boy) Cal Exotics has the solution.
Shazam! A faux cock that glows in the dark—the Glow-in-the-Dark 2-Piece Harness.
How cool is that?!
No more embarrassing fumbling in the dark, as you try to look sexy (in the dark that is) attaching your pseudo-penis. No more probing the wrong hole (ah fuck!) or poking out someone’s eyes ‘cause you can’t see two feet in front of you. No more limp dick fiascos, or, “Dude, is my dick too small” Napoleon complex, because, Damn, that chubby disco stick is like porn-star HUGE! Well, okay, not porn-star huge, but 6 1/2” insertable length, which is a respectable size for most modest want-to-be penises.
So, why is this faux cock harness so cool, that even Batgirl would want to use it?
It is super simple. No buckles or belts, or snaps to try to assemble so you just pull it on like a jock strap/g-string. It is super stretchy, comfortable and adjusts to fit most sizes. It features “Non-tarnishing premium hardware” which is “Lead Free Nickel plated brass”. The Glo-Rider Dong fits easily into the large “O” Ring at the front of the harness and has a flanged base so it stays in place.
And, best of all? The Glo-Rider dildo glows in the dark, so once you have faux cock and harness in place, it glows like a night light to guide you to that hot hole you’ve been waiting to drive your cock into. It is made of Thermoplastic Elastomers (TPE), which is a class of polymers, the characteristics of which mimic many of those of Silicone – hygienic, soft, pliable, durable, non-porous, and phthalate free, as well as recyclable. Just in case you want to turn it into a glow in the dark door stop when you are finished having super hero strap-on sex.
The only thing you could possibly do wrong (in the dark that is) is that you put the damn thing on backwards, and who knows, that could be an adventure in itself.
To make sure that doesn’t happen, check out this video All About Strap-ons by Chuck & Jo-Ann Bird from ClubCalExotics
Get your own Glow in the Dark Strap-on and start having super hero strap-on sex today!
This item was provided free of charge by CalExotics in exchange for the review. This has not altered the honest opinions of the product, which are written in this article.
About CalExotics:
Celebrating 20 years in business, CalExotics is the world’s largest and most respected pleasure product manufacturer. By educating and promoting sexual health and wellness, CalExotics is a positive force in helping people take control of their pleasure. Check out their cool blog at : http://www.clubcalexotics.com
About Domina Doll:
Domina Doll is a sassy, savvy, sexy, sex writer and sex toy diva with over 1000 sex toys in her collection (Yes, she masturbates a lot). As an Intimacy & Pleasure Empowerment Sexpert, Domina helps women and couples create passionate sex lives. Domina has dabbled as a fetish photographer, high class call girl, filmmaker, artist, sex toy peddler, and Jill of all trades, but her passion is empowering others to have amazing orgasms.
Her work has been published in several sex related zines including Sexpert.com, Women’s Health, Lover Magazine, Whiplash!, SMUT, and Blog Her (Sex). You can find her at PopMyCherryReview.com (for reviews) and GspotGirl.com (for sexual empowerment).
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