HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – The only therapist I’ve ever been to was a diminutive Lebanese man who practiced what I’d describe as “traditional” talk therapy. The guy was brilliant, to be fair, and his accent, although not in any way similar to an Austrian accent, still enabled me to pretend I was lying on a couch being asked probing questions about my mother by Sigmund Freud himself.
Whether or not the therapy helped me (and I guess it did; I’m still here and I haven’t murdered anyone yet, after all), the more I read about alternative therapy techniques – and those practiced by Ray Ray, AKA the “Queen of Gangbangs,” in particular – the more I feel slightly ripped off by my former therapist. After all, he never even offered to suck my cock!
In the latest episode from her recently launched series FuckGurl, Ray Ray shows a lot more creativity than my therapist ever did, particularly when it comes to sex as a therapeutic measure. In the scene, titled “FuckGurl 3: The Therapist (ft. Brad Newman),” Ray Ray plays the role of “a very hands-on sex therapist who might not have all the answers” but who nonetheless leaves her clients “feeling a lot better.”
In the scene, Shane (Newman) “just got out of a long-term relationship and is having a hard time adjusting, so he’s at the office of sex therapist Jane (Ray Ray) for guidance.”
I have a feeling the guidance Jane is going to offer Shane involves ‘guiding’ his penis into a couple of her orifices.
The therapy session reveals that to cope with his loneliness, Shane “banged the hot intern in the bathroom at work.” Here’s hoping the intern just happened to be in the bathroom, or Shane pulled her in there, because the idea of spending one’s internship inside a bathroom is quite bleak, indeed.
“After talking to Shane for a few minutes, she’s got him all figured out—he’s habitually horny and incapable of having a steady girlfriend,” the scene description explains. “After she announces that, Shane calls her unhinged and accuses her of not having a license. Before he leaves, she tells him banging his therapist could be the cure. So, Jane and Shane have sex on Jane’s desk seven ways till Sunday. It all ends in a massive facial that includes Jane’s glasses.”
It is indeed important to face one’s fears – and also, apparently, to facial one’s therapist.
“I never said I was licensed, but I have the suit and glasses, and my treatment plans are tailored to each individual’s needs and mine,” Ray Ray said. “I’m not here to solve all your problems, but my desk is perfect for fucking. Stop by any time for advice or… you know.”
You can check out “FuckGurl 3: The Therapist (ft. Brad Newman)” now, at RayRayXXX.com.
