CYBERSPACE — In salute to the DUI, coke-laden train wreck that is mega-star Lindsey Lohan, SugarDVD.com is holding a sale in her honor. It’s called the Firecrotch DUI DVD Special, in tribute of the quaint nickname Lohan was given by a friend of her former friend, Paris Hilton. Thirteen-percent of the sale’s proceeds will benefit the Los Angeles chapter of Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD).Angie Hoover, company spokesperson told YNOT, “We thought it would be a good-humored promotion for a worthy cause (MADD). The sale is going extremely well. We feel awesome about it. We have gotten a TON of mainstream press coverage including TMZ and VH1. I even got a call that we were on CNN last night!”
Hoover reported that the Wicked Pictures’ compilation Crimson Cum Queens has been the best-seller during the Firecrotch sale. She sends this wish to Lohan on behalf of the company, “In time, we hope that she will be OK.”
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