CANOGA PARK, Calif. – Irritable Angel, the adult entertainment industry’s leading producer of superhero and comic book-themed porn parodies, has announced the release of what the studio calls the “most ambitious, most extravagant and boldest porn parody to date” and an “unprecedented combination of characters, source material and comic universes.”
With an enormous cast of stars and hundreds of elaborately costumed extras, Marvelous vs. DeeCee: A Hardcore Porn-Stravaganza Parody Satire Joke Thing took six months and “every penny I had to my name” to create, according to Irritable owner Colin H. Wallace.
“Quite frankly, we’re ‘all-in’ on this release as a company,” Wallace said. “If this title doesn’t pan out as a mega-hit, I might have to sell the company and try something new – like one of those fabulous work-from-home opportunities people are always posting about in the comments on our blog, maybe.”
Light on plot and heavy on action, Marvelous vs. DeeCee features several of the hottest young stars working in the industry today, including everybody’s favorite Irritable Girl, Sasha McTush. McTush shines brightly as Blunder Woman, particularly in a climactic catfight/girl-girl scene in which she’s paired with buxom MILF queen Mina Pause, who’s absolutely brilliant as telepathic villainess Emma Frostball.
The star who really gives Wallace hope for recouping his investment, however, is Jennifer Lowe-Rents, a veteran of several superhero porn parodies past, who is coming off an award-winning turn as the shape-shifting femme fatale “Mystake” in The Sexxx Men: Any Similarity to Real Comic Book Titles Is Purely Coincidental, Honestly, So Please Don’t Sue.
“Jennifer is so popular right now, we had to keep our filming locations a closely-guarded secret just to make sure our set didn’t get overwhelmed with fans,” Wallace. “Plus, one of lighting guys has a bench warrant out on him for failure to appear, but the main reason definitely was Jennifer’s popularity.”
In addition to its large cast, generous quantities of CGI and use of faraway, exotic locations like Chesterfield Square, another aspect of Marvelous vs. DeeCee which generated a great deal of cost was the use of experts and consultants to assist the director in creating “appropriate physics” for the comic book universe of the film.
“Look, when you get fucked by Supermensch, do you really think it’s going to be just like fucking any other dude?” Wallace said. “No; your head isn’t just going to hit the headboard, it’s going to drive the headboard into the hotel room next door – where AquaDan has his face buried between Sarah Cyclone’s thighs, while Weaselrine watches and masturbates, being careful not to accidentally slice off his penis with his retractable metal claws, which as you know have a tendency to pop out when he gets excited, enraged and/or aroused.”
Perhaps unexpected in a movie filled with fight scenes, orgies and long-range POV blowjobs done from the elongated-neck-perspective of Mr. Fantasdick, Marvelous vs. DeeCee also features some of the most complex and innovative choreography in the history of porn.
“Whenever we ask our fans what they want to see more of in porn, the answer we get, invariably, is dancing,” Wallace said. “You might think they just mean pole dancing, or some hot chick grinding her fine ass into a Bat-lap, but actually the top requests from our viewers are ballroom, tango and perhaps less surprisingly, the Lambada.”
The challenge, Wallace said, was in deciding which dance moves best suited each superhero. To help him decide, Wallace said he recruited experts from a recent comic book convention before ever speaking to a choreographer.
“Some of these nerdos have been collecting comics since the 60’s, so they have really strong opinions and a ton of knowledge about cartoons and sci-fi, backed up by decades of not having a girlfriend,” Wallace said. “If you think about it, that’s pretty much the picture of the perfect porn fan, too.”
Once he’d gotten an idea of how each character would move, shimmy and shake, Wallace then began working his rolodex in search of the ideal choreographer, which he found in the person of Rolf Buckenbuehler, winner of the 2015 “Phlegmmie” for best short-form choreography in an over-the-counter allergy pill commercial.
“Rolf is an amazing guy, a huge talent with amazing passion for his art, and he has a very, very sharp mind,” Wallace said. “Or I think he does, at least. Honestly with his thick accent, I can’t understand 99.9% of what he says. Either way, the big dance-off at the end of the movie in which Tarantula Boy gets ‘served’ by Vibratron came off awesome. I can’t imagine having done it with any other German.”
Buckenbuehler called his work on Marvelous vs. DeeCee a “schweingeist tea-project,” or something like that.
“When sea quail tats walled-in, dan den touch eines master walled-in,” Buckenbuehler added, maybe. “Und ich bin der Herr, das ist klar.”
