LAS VEGAS, Nev. – Back when I was a teenager, my girlfriend and I used to go to great lengths just to find a reasonably private, out of the way places to fuck. Some of these places were more out of the way than others, of course, including the time we fucked in shopping mall parking lot, hidden away in the back of her VW microbus, trying not to make loud noises while we fumbled around with each other’s genitals, mostly cluelessly.
These days, evidently, some girls take a different approach. Some girls, like Mercedes Mac, don’t bother finding an out of the way place to fuck at all; they just get down to business in the living room, with apparent disregard for the once frightening-to-young-people notion of having their mom walk in on them. For that matter, in this case, the mom wouldn’t even have to walk anywhere
Here’s how a brief scene description breaks down the latest scene from Real Girls Fuck sub-site Taboolu, in which Mercedes Mac pushes the ‘fuck locale’ envelope without even leaving the house:
“My girlfriend, Mercedes, invited me over to hang out. I hadn’t come over in a while and her mom was home. She was always sweet and said we could hang out in the living room. Mercedes started feeling me up under the blanket and couldn’t help herself. Thankfully her mom took a nap and we were able to go all the way.”
See, to my little lizard brain, that would have sounded like a setup – and not a porn setup, in which the hot MILF stepmom joins us for a threesome, a regular, unenjoyable setup where the next day at school people would be mocking me and sharing rumors that I have micro-penis and/or herpes.
In any event, you can check out “Girlfriend Fucks Next to her Mom” now on Taboolu.com – just make sure you lock the door before you do, if you live with your mom.
