MADISON, Wis. – A penis attached to an unidentified 43-year-old Midwestern porn fan strongly denounced its owner’s taste in adult entertainment today, complaining the man “seems to have attended the Johnny Knoxville school of human sexuality” and “wouldn’t know what good sex...

CENTRAL ISLIP, N.Y. – A former Suffolk County police chief is being held without bail after roughing up a suspect who stole sex toys and porn videos from the chief’s department-issued vehicle. James Burke, who retired as the county’s top cop in October, faces federal civil rights...

HAPPY VALLEY, Ore. – With the launch of a new “holographic porn” platform, fans who’ve fantasized about starring in a video now can approximate their wish. Tech startup PrimaVR has developed a product it claims will allow viewers to become part of the action “in the privacy of...

By Kent Undermire Special to YNOT BELLVUE, Ohio – Howdy residents of Fogle County. Sheriff Kent Undermire here. As you know, I’m the law in these parts. Now, if you’ve been paying attention to the local press (which you shouldn’t, because they’re a bunch of liberal liars), you...

LOS ANGELES – Consumers can win prizes valued at more than $200 by visiting CalExotics’s website daily through the end of the year. To enter, complete a simple form located here. As soon as entrant clicks “submit,” he or she will be notified what they’ve won, if they’ve won. New...

VALENCIA, Calif. – Customers with questions and/or issues want answers now, not within 24 hours or 48 hours or whenever someone has time to answer email or a support ticket. Real-world, real-time customer service call centers can help a business build or maintain a rapport with...

By Linda Lords Special to YNOT SAN FRANCISCO – These days, you read a lot about “feminist porn” and “porn for women,” and that’s a good thing. It’s always nice to hear about an already popular product getting a new audience as part of the growth and maturation of the...

SHERMAN OAKS, Calif. – Alix Lynx grew up in a relatively normal Upstate New York family. After obtaining an MBA, she entered the corporate world. And then, like any other red-blooded American woman with a high-powered degree and a fast-track career, she became a porn star. “I...

SPARKS, Nev. – A collaboration between a pleasure product manufacturer and a notable e-tailer has produced a vibrator the two say is ultra-realistic. Designed by artisans at SheVibe, Alan is Tantus’ first realistic vibrating O2 Dual Density toy. “Alan looks — and feels —...

HOLLYWOOD, S.C. – Just in time for Christmas, I was given the assignment of heading out to Hollywood, Calif. to investigate an explosive rumor emanating from the heart of celebrity Babylon. The salacious suggestions involved an aging but still much-adored movie star, his equally...