KANSAS CITY, Mo. – I’ve always been confused by Kansas City, in no small part because, while the name of the place clearly implies it’s in Kansas, the half of the city stubbornly insists on being in Missouri instead. Mismatched geographic nomenclature aside, I have a new reason...

MAYER, Ariz. – Justin Sayne, whose eponymous leather fetish collection charmed the erotic accessories market, has expanded his line to include high-end stage gear with the same avant-garde flair. The first items — guitar straps and microphone stands made of exotic crocodile skin...

MONTREAL – This just in: Brazzers is giving away free porn! I know what you’re thinking: The government must have replaced the 7  in 2017 on your calendar with a 1, thereby magically transporting you back to a time when someone offering Brazzers’ porn for free on Pornhub was...

VIENNA – At 5’1” and 88 pounds, Fanny is a sexual dynamo. According to the owner of the brothel where she works, the petite sex magnet is the most popular lady on the property. And she’s about to put her human co-workers out of business. Fanny is a love doll. She earns $93 an...

LOS ANGELES – CalExotics has an answer for male consumers seeking cheap thrills of a sexual kind: The company recently added three new lifelike masturbators to its Cheap Thrills collection. The Naughty Nurse, The Cheerleader and The Roller Girl join The Showgirl, The Farm Girl...

PRAGUE – Drivers in YNOT Grand Prix’s final 2017 race have extra incentive to put the pedal to the metal: Placements at the end of the event will determine who takes the season’s purse of $1,000 in cold, hard cash. The grand prize will be awarded on-stage Sept. 15 during the...

LOS ANGELES – Trans erotica studio Grooby may be located in Tinseltown, but a big chunk of its heart is halfway across the country with Hurricane Harvey victims in Houston. The Category 4 storm struck the Texas Gulf Coast Aug. 25, dropping as much as 52 inches of rain in four...

HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. – The words “American-made” on packaging gives products a certain cachet these days, especially with the country in the grip of MAGA-ism. TrueTouch dildos capitalize on the frenzy, waving the good old Red, White and Blue from every lifelike pole. The...

In the age of Big Data, everyone talks about metrics. Pageviews, downloads, signups, bounce rates… All of those things are vanity metrics. They sound good and they may make your operation look good on paper, but what do they really tell you about performance? According to noted...

MANCHESTER, England – The problem with having secrets has always been the same: If there comes a day when the secret comes to light, all the effort that went into keeping it was for naught. Often, all the consequences, ramifications, reprisals and criticism one tries to avoid by...