LOS ANGELES – It’s late November again, which means three things: Lots of turkey-based gluttony, another holiday spent at work for members of the Detroit Lions and Dallas Cowboys football teams (and their opponents, of course) and the arrival of holiday-themed porn parody movies...

By Skidley Rott Special to YNOT LOS ANGELES – As an experienced director of adult films and a porn industry veteran, people are always coming to me with questions, seeking advice on making it big in the porn world. I always tell them the same thing: If you want to make it in the...

By Dewey Truman Special to YNOT WASHINGTON – For many years, some pundits have referred to the ongoing back-and-forth between pro- and anti-porn forces as a “Decency War.” To date, the battle has been largely metaphorical except for the occasional torched smut shop or digital...

By Gerry Dobwell Special to YNOT LAS VEGAS – To celebrate the great victory won by the forces of decency when Donald Trump captured the presidential prize last week, I brought my entire happy clan to the heart of family-friendly entertainment: Las Vegas. While Las Vegas might be...

LONDON – There’s nothing more useless than a half-measure when it comes to security. Why bother even using passwords, for example, if you’re constantly using “password” as your password? In a similar vein, I’m not sure the age verification protocols envisioned under the U.K.’s...

ROBINA, Australia – Interrupting a presentation on internet security, the detonation of a massive irony bomb inside a schoolroom in Robina, Australia, claimed the reputations of former NFL player Jarryd Hayne, several teachers, a couple of school administrators and various...

By Prudence Beecher Special to YNOT LOS ANGELES – Given what the poll numbers looked like prior to Tuesday’s vote as opposed to after the ballots had been counted, there’s only one conclusion we can draw about the defeat of California’s Proposition 60: The vote was selectively...

By Maj. Gen. Tom Mescent Special to YNOT As someone in charge of the combat readiness and overall wellbeing of more than 12,000 American Marines, I cannot stress enough the importance of good morale — and good morals — among our enlisted men. I can also tell you nothing...

WASHINGTON – The FBI isn’t sure it wants to investigate the allegedly lopsided nipples of Real Housewives of Orange County cast member Vicki Gunvalson, according to sources familiar with the situation. The possibility of an investigation arose in response to a complaint filed...

By Abigail Cuthbert Special to YNOT NORRISTOWN, Pa. – Former Pennsylvania Attorney General Kathleen Kane violated the unwritten rules of the Good Ol’ Boys Network. People evidently serve two years in prison and another eight years in the limbo of probation if they commit the...