LAS VEGAS, Nev. – Some people dream of writing the Great American Novel, others aspire to master compositions found in the Great American Songbook – while Dirty Cinema has endeavored to bring us The Great American Porno, starring Little Puck and Alex Jones (and to emphasize again – no they don’t mean THAT Alex Jones,)
As Dirty Cinema’s publicity reps noted, “all good things must come to end,” and The Great American Porno has done exactly that with the release of Episode Three in the series, which “follows Alex Jones and Little Puck, a couple in the industry, and Gunnar Bishop and Chanel Camryn, content creators trying to break into mainstream porn at all costs.”
The final episode of the GAP (as I’m going to call the movie because I’m super lazy and it saves me typing about 15 letters each time) begins with “Little Puck trying to get paid more for her scenes and learning the harsh realities from director Peter King.”
The synopsis tries to cover a lot of territory in a few lines, so bear with me here. As the announcement explains it, “Chanel Camryn calls Alex Jones to film content and finds out more about his relationship with Puck.” Chanel then invites Puck to be a part of the scene, as opposed to just filming it. Then, following a successful collaboration, “they invite Chanel into their relationship.”
This doesn’t sound like an episode; this sounds like the first several chapters of one of those Great American Novels!
“Alex takes a gig on a 4th of July shoot in the role of Uncle Sam fucking his step-niece,” the scene description explains, noting that there are “many bad puns.” Peter King is back as the director and Alex comes home and “tells the girls they should start a production company.”
Presumably, there’s some fucking and sucking going on in there somewhere, otherwise this is shaping up to be an oddly porn-free episode of The Great American Porno.
“It’s really wild to see Chanel go from a wet behind the ears content creator to a porn girl to part of a thruple, but those are all realities in adult,” said King. “This feature has had a lot of positive feedback from members and critical acclaim—I’d love to see it do well during awards season and be a top contender, especially since Mike Quasar directed it.”
You can feast your eyes on Episode 3 of The Great American Porno now, on DirtyCinema.com.
