LAS VEGAS, Nev. – You know, I’ve never even been a little bit tempted to join my local Neighborhood Watch. Granted, these days I live in a neighborhood with basically zero crime anyway, but even when I lived in a grimy midtown duplex surrounded by meth zombies, panhandlers and disgraced former Raytheon executives, I was content to let the cops deal with crime and disturbances of the peace, while I dealt with faulty plumbing, crumbling ceilings and a washing machine that would occasionally back up with the foulest liquid you’ve ever smelled.
Had I lived in Brittany Andrews’ neighborhood, I might have felt differently about the notion of joining the Neighborhood Watch, because evidently there are perks involved that I had never imagined. As the scene release announcement from Brittany’s reps at The Rub PR describes the action…
“Crime is rampant in Brittany Andrews’ neighborhood, so they have an active watch group, and a hot young guy, Goldey, is really stepping up to report anything strange and/or suspicious.”
Personally, I find it a little suspicious that his name is “Goldey.” But never judge a book by its title and all that.
“One night, she asks him over as a thank you and is being a flirty housewife.”
Offhand, Goldey and the Flirty Housewife sounds like a children’s book that concerned parents might want to ban from the local library.
“Goldey is so attractive when she started grinding on him, her husband was game, because Uncle Ducky loves to watch.”
Uncle Ducky? Isn’t he the one who “makes bath time so much fun”?
“Goldey is really hung, and Brittany gave him an incredible BJ with some major deepthroating, while Uncle Ducky watched from the sidelines. Goldey loved titty fucking her tits that her husband paid for, and Uncle Ducky took out his cock and started stroking.”
I’m getting lost in the pronouns here; did Uncle Ducky take out his own dick and start stroking it, or has he seized the Goldey rod, so to speak?
“After some 69 action, Goldey fucked Brittany in multiple positions before dropping the money shot inside her. She’s inviting him over for dinner next week for another round.”
So, is Uncle Ducky also known as Uncle Cucky? Because it sure sounds like he could be.
“I really have the best neighbors, and Goldey is hot,” Brittany said. “I want to thank him for keeping my husband and me safe, and he was happy to oblige. And of course, Uncle Ducky wanted to watch and be part of the action. I know my members will enjoy this scene.”
You can watch “Neighborhood Pussy Patrol Meeting” now on BrittanyAndrews.com.
Brittany Andrews is represented by OC Modeling. To inquire about booking her, contact Sandra at by phone at 818.298.6939 or by email at Sandra@ocmodeling.com, or Anthony at 818.428.0978 or Anthony@ocmodeling.com, or Eric at 818.854.5175 or eric@ocmodeling.com. You can view her agency photos on the OC Modeling website.
