HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – The last time I was in a room with multiple doctors, they were all standing around looking at an X-ray film, arguing about the extent and severity of an injury to my ankle. The consensus, broadly speaking, was that my ankle was – if I may use a bit of highly...

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Elegant Angel has released a new sci-fi feature, Breakthrough, by asking and answering a rhetorical question: “What happens when your marriage counselor and a mad scientist introduce two robots into your marriage? We all know how that old chestnut...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Multiple award-winning adult performer and Naked News guest anchor Texas Patti co-stars in the latest feature from Digital Playground, The Last Resort, inspired by HBO’s hit series, The White Lotus. (True story aside: in the long-ago days of the 1980s, my high...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Last May, all-natural blonde spinner Dez Hansen made her Nookies debut, a debut during which “Nookies members fell in love with her Southern accent, big brown doe eyes, and charm,” the site’s reps report. Now she’s back by popular demand, making her return to...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – I’m rapidly approaching my life’s “old as dirt” phase, so I suppose it should come as no surprise that times have changed since I was a youngster – and so have moms, if the “My Friend’s Hot Mom” scene in which Sofie Marie makes her return to Naughty America is...

LAS VEGAS, Nev. – In a roundabout way, Team Skeet has helped answer through a porn parody a question that has been plaguing me since I first saw the newest Verizon ad campaign: Why is Lindsay Lohan on my television screen? It turns out Lohan is starring in Freakier Friday, a...

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Connie Perignon (no relation to Dom, I’m pretty sure) has made her Deeper debut, in a scene her publicity reps at The Rub PR said “is already being called a masterpiece.” Directed by the W.C. Walker, Connie’s reps said the new scene “Bare Witness” is...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – There are some basic rules in the Hentaied Universe and Vampired, the latest site to be added to that universe. First, if someone is acting strangely, don’t let them get close enough to pass you an alien parasite. Second, if someone doesn’t have a reflection...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Petite, all-natural Spiegler Girl Yhivi has made her debut for Tushy Raw, which means I probably need to request a free password for “review purposes” or dig around in my couch cushions for enough change to subscribe to Tushy Raw for a month. Cast opposite Dan...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Multitalented adult performer Cubbi Thompson stars alongside Small Hands (as well as a banana and a lollipop) in “She’s Good with Her Mouth,” a new release from Brazzers. We join the action with Cubbi eating a banana in the kitchen, an event that is far more...