LOS ANGELES – When on the campaign trail, politicians make a lot of promises. Sometimes, they promise they will not raise taxes, telling us to “read their lips” to provide emphasis concerning how very serious they are about not doing something we already know they inevitably,...

By Kaye White Special to YNOT LOS ANGELES – As a straight woman who’s a big fan of gay porn, nothing gets me hotter than the fantasy of two heterosexual men deciding to experiment with gay sex after a night of drinking cheap beer, watching violent sports and talking about which...

By Butch Osmond Special to YNOT ALPINE, Utah – Growing up, I remember hearing it over and over again: A dog is a man’s best friend. But just like some of your human friends, it turns out some dogs will roll on you in a heartbeat once the cops get involved. I gotta say, even...

MONTREAL or maybe LOS ANGELES – Most likely, sometime this week a porn site will “offer a job to a famous person who is in the headlines for less-than-enviable reasons,” an adult industry writer speculated this morning. Ben Suroeste, a frequent contributor to YNOT.com, said he...

By Dewey Truman Special to YNOT HOLLYWOOD – They say you can’t judge a book by its cover, but in my experience, you can and should judge a movie by the headlines of its reviews. This being the case, I must say I’m really, really looking forward to seeing The Shallows, a movie I...

By Catheter McCarnal Special to YNOT DUNGANNON, N. Ireland – For many young lads, growing up to be a footballer is the stuff of dreams. While kicking a ball around with friends on their school grounds, or all by themselves down a trash-strewn alley, they imagine themselves...

NEW LONDON, Conn. – When Ray Pestola launched his pornographic tube site, PlookTube, he had a simple mission in mind: Without spending any money on content, offer porn surfers a reliable source for full-length hardcore porn videos, updated daily with fresh, new pirated...

By Abigail Cuthbert Special to YNOT RAY CITY, Ga. – While the many horrors and evils of pornography are obvious to people of true faith like me, I realize not everyone has been blessed by almighty God with the ability to so quickly recognize the earthly tools of Satan, like...

By Francis Phelan Special to YNOT NEW YORK – It may seem strange for a homeless guy to say, but one of the things I miss most about having a place to live is the simple pleasure of being connected to the world of real-time information. Sure, I occasionally read the newspaper...

By Jack Titanium-Nickelloy Special to YNOT LOS ANGELES – It seems like every time you turn around these days, there’s another story about a deeply biased judge sticking it to an innocent party in their courtroom. Whether it’s some Mexican unsealing documents that paint a...