LONDON – There’s nothing more useless than a half-measure when it comes to security. Why bother even using passwords, for example, if you’re constantly using “password” as your password? In a similar vein, I’m not sure the age verification protocols envisioned under the U.K.’s...

ROBINA, Australia – Interrupting a presentation on internet security, the detonation of a massive irony bomb inside a schoolroom in Robina, Australia, claimed the reputations of former NFL player Jarryd Hayne, several teachers, a couple of school administrators and various...

By Prudence Beecher Special to YNOT LOS ANGELES – Given what the poll numbers looked like prior to Tuesday’s vote as opposed to after the ballots had been counted, there’s only one conclusion we can draw about the defeat of California’s Proposition 60: The vote was selectively...

By Maj. Gen. Tom Mescent Special to YNOT As someone in charge of the combat readiness and overall wellbeing of more than 12,000 American Marines, I cannot stress enough the importance of good morale — and good morals — among our enlisted men. I can also tell you nothing...

WHY, Ariz. – I’ve come to Why, Arizona, today looking for answers. Specifically, I’ve come to find out why so many people write lame articles about porn that involve enumerating their opinions, like four reasons men who don’t watch porn are better lovers, or nine reasons men...

WASHINGTON – The FBI isn’t sure it wants to investigate the allegedly lopsided nipples of Real Housewives of Orange County cast member Vicki Gunvalson, according to sources familiar with the situation. The possibility of an investigation arose in response to a complaint filed...

By Abigail Cuthbert Special to YNOT NORRISTOWN, Pa. – Former Pennsylvania Attorney General Kathleen Kane violated the unwritten rules of the Good Ol’ Boys Network. People evidently serve two years in prison and another eight years in the limbo of probation if they commit the...

NEW YORK – In response to a recent Cosmopolitan article in which 19 different members of the extended Kardashian reality-television family expressed their opinions about pornography, nine of the porn industry’s hottest stars, directors and producers have responded in kind, giving...

LAS VEGAS – We’re hearing a lot these days about women watching porn — why they do it, how they do it, with whom they do it, what items from which drawers in their refrigerator they bring with them when they do it, etc. What we haven’t heard as much about, for some reason, is how...

BEAVER FALLS, Pa. – Award-winning grocery store chain Safesexway has compiled its most recent foodstuff interviews into a new video called “Food Items Reveal the One Porn Star They’d Like to be Stuck Inside Forever.” In the video, various produce, canned goods and prepared foods...