EDISON, N.J. – Do you suppose hardcore fans of Goddess Bats ever affect a gravelly tone and say to people “I’m a Goddess Bats-Man”? Probably not, right? Most people aren’t as cheesy and fond of bad wordplay as I am. Be that sad fact as it may, viewers have another opportunity to...

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – OK, I’ll admit it: The headline above is sort of misleading. But also sort of accurate? If I seem confused, it’s because I am. But I think once you hear the description of the latest scene from Mindi Mink released on her LoyalFans page, you’ll understand the...

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – When we last checked in with Octavia Red on Vampired, she was a vampire hunter who got a little too close to her prey and became the sinister thing she’d once hunted. (Something similar once happened between me and a double-decker club sandwich, a...

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Some porn titles leave more to the imagination than others. At one end of the spectrum are old classics like Behind the Green Door and On Golden Blonde. You can quickly deduce that one likely involves a green door and the other a blonde, but what happens...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – With improvements in artificial intelligence, robotics and the synthetic simulation of human flesh, the advent of legit “sexbots” is probably right around the corner – assuming humanity makes it to the corner in the first place, something I’m starting to doubt...

Back in January, I announced an exciting plan to launch “My 67.4% Not Free Porn Site,” a groundbreaking new quasi-adult platform which will avoid being subject to certain age-verification mandates like the one in Texas that was recently given the blessing of the U.S. Supreme...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – When last we checked in with Mrs. Horsecock, in Part 1 of the release from Futanari XXX and Hentaied PRO, Mrs. Horsecock (Josephine Jackson) had just gotten it on with her student, Matty Mila. Afterwards, Josephine swore Matty to silence concerning the massive...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Remember that reality TV show Bachelorette Matchmaker, or Who Wants to be a Matchmaker, or Top Matchmaker Kitchen Challenge Failure, or Matchmaker Island: Malaysia, or whatever the fuck it was called? Well, even though I never watched it even once, I now know...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Of Matty Mila Perez, the publicity reps from Hookup Hotshot (HUHS) had this to say: “With her innocent face, small frame, cute tits, and charming personality, she’s one of the most talked-about performers and a force to be reckoned with.” A keen reader has by...

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Bang! has announced that award-winning adult performer Leana Lovings has been named the site’s Babe of the Month for July, adding that the site’s fans are “in for a double treat.” As part of being named the Babe of the Month, Leana is featured in a new scene...