WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. – Say whatever else you will about the prudence exhibited by Lissa Aires and Mike Ox in the new Reality Kings scene “Drive Horny,” at least they pulled over before starting to fuck. Plus, pulling over to get busy also accommodated the inclusion of Madalina...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Back when I was a younger man, in a strange moment of irrational behavior, I retained the services of a personal trainer who also, I’d come to find out, was a world-class masochist. He’d work me until I puked – and show a disconcerting degree of satisfaction...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – HardX welcomes a woman named for a hard alcohol in the newly released, Mason-directed scene “Addison Vodka Takes Vince Karter’s Cock in Her Pussy.” Sure, so it’s not the most imaginative porn video title you’ll ever encounter, but it does get the point...

It’s been a long time since I suffered through a math class, so I don’t remember how to express this correlation more efficiently, but I’ve noticed that the more productive adult performer and content creator Chloe Amour becomes in publishing new content, the less productive I...

BUDAPEST, Hungary – And I thought my rogue toilet was a problem. Sure, it starts running for no apparent reason while I’m showering, but at least it’s not sprouting invasive tentacles or serving as a portal into a dimension filled with horrifying, predatory monsters....

GOLD COAST, Australia – Canadian-born beauty Coco Bae has made her second appearance for Bang Bros, this time playing the role of a scorching hot maid whose boss wants to watch her clean in the nude. Honestly, this is a request I’ve never made of a maid, myself. Then again, none...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – In her latest appearance for Brazzers, Stephanie Love gives her husband the cold shoulder, while serving up some hot pussy for their live-in pal. In “Controlling Spouses” (which would be a terrific name for a game show hosted by Richard Dawson, if only he was...

PHOENIZ, Ariz. – Even if you regularly read the stuff I publish here on YNOT, there’s probably a lot you don’t know about me. For example, do you know whether I’ve ever won an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar or JD Power Award? Was I drafted in the first or third round of the 1990 NFL draft?...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Of all the adult performers whose names I have no idea how to pronounce, Yhivi may be my favorite. And it’s not just because she looks a bit like a programmer I used to work with back in the late 90s who was cute as a bug and as talented as they come and on...

BUDAPEST, Hungary – If you think terrestrial healthcare has problems, just wait until you get a load of what extraterrestrial healthcare is like! Just when you think you’re on the mend – whammo! – that alien parasite you ingested has side effects that make your olanzapine...