BUDAPEST, Hungary – And I thought my rogue toilet was a problem. Sure, it starts running for no apparent reason while I’m showering, but at least it’s not sprouting invasive tentacles or serving as a portal into a dimension filled with horrifying, predatory monsters....

GOLD COAST, Australia – Canadian-born beauty Coco Bae has made her second appearance for Bang Bros, this time playing the role of a scorching hot maid whose boss wants to watch her clean in the nude. Honestly, this is a request I’ve never made of a maid, myself. Then again, none...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – In her latest appearance for Brazzers, Stephanie Love gives her husband the cold shoulder, while serving up some hot pussy for their live-in pal. In “Controlling Spouses” (which would be a terrific name for a game show hosted by Richard Dawson, if only he was...

PHOENIZ, Ariz. – Even if you regularly read the stuff I publish here on YNOT, there’s probably a lot you don’t know about me. For example, do you know whether I’ve ever won an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar or JD Power Award? Was I drafted in the first or third round of the 1990 NFL draft?...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Of all the adult performers whose names I have no idea how to pronounce, Yhivi may be my favorite. And it’s not just because she looks a bit like a programmer I used to work with back in the late 90s who was cute as a bug and as talented as they come and on...

BUDAPEST, Hungary – If you think terrestrial healthcare has problems, just wait until you get a load of what extraterrestrial healthcare is like! Just when you think you’re on the mend – whammo! – that alien parasite you ingested has side effects that make your olanzapine...

SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. – Curious beasts that we are, sometimes humans don’t show much sense when interacting with wild animals. You can see the evidence of this tendency on YouTube, on Animal Planet shows featuring Australian men who run around grabbing venomous snakes for no good...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Award-winning adult performer Rachael Cavalli is featured in new scenes from MYKF and Bang Bros, serving as a “sex teacher” in the former and then taking a ride on the notorious Bang Bus. Frankly, if any school I attended as a young man had offered courses...

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Jessie Rogers, the bubble butt Brazilian American adult performer turned anti-porn crusader turned back to adult performer, announced Wednesday that she is featured in another new Elegant Angel scene, “Plush Anal.” With a focus on her nice, round rump that...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Honestly, I’ve never been much of a vodka guy, although when you mix it with cranberry juice it does go down quite easily. To be fair, I’ve never tried Addison Vodka, who I’d be happy to take straight with no chaser. The lanky blonde Californian made her Vixen...