By Kent Undermire Special to YNOT BELLVUE, Ohio – Howdy residents of Fogle County. Sheriff Kent Undermire here. As you know, I’m the law in these parts. Now, if you’ve been paying attention to the local press (which you shouldn’t, because they’re a bunch of liberal liars), you...

By Linda Lords Special to YNOT SAN FRANCISCO – These days, you read a lot about “feminist porn” and “porn for women,” and that’s a good thing. It’s always nice to hear about an already popular product getting a new audience as part of the growth and maturation of the...

HOLLYWOOD, S.C. – Just in time for Christmas, I was given the assignment of heading out to Hollywood, Calif. to investigate an explosive rumor emanating from the heart of celebrity Babylon. The salacious suggestions involved an aging but still much-adored movie star, his equally...

CHATSWORTH, Calif. – In a stunning and somewhat embarrassing turn of events, adult webmaster message board SMH announced today it has begun the process of recalculating all votes for the 2014 edition of the SMH Awards, saying a “severe corruption of data resulted in the wrong...

By Angela Arrabbiato Special to YNOT LOS ANGELES – Hello, YNOT readers. My name is Angela. I’m mother of three from the Los Angeles area — and I’m really, really pissed off about porn right now. To be clear, I’m not pissed off about porn in general, pissed off about how much of...

By Rev. James Dandy Special to YNOT BEAVER VALLEY, Ariz. – Friends, I have heard a great deal of blasphemy in my time, but rarely have my eyes been burned by such vile, unconscionable “advice” as when I read a terrible bit of claptrap called “Here’s how to talk to young men about...

By Anthony Naderstein Special to YNOT LOS ANGELES – In its ongoing quest to degrade, demean and cash in on every conceivable form of human intimacy, the deplorable profiteers of Big Porn have never shied away from exploiting a viewer’s visceral response to the depiction of all...

LOS ANGELES – In an official statement approved by the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops (NAMBLA USCCB) and written by the USCCB’s Committee on Laity, Marriage, Family Life and Youth, the bishops make clear their strong disapproval of pornography and its link to other...

By James “Battle Bot” Koppenfeeler Special to YNOT LAS VEGAS – Hey all you fuck-faces out there in porn-loser land, it’s me, Battle Bot, the former porn star, famous MMA warrior and all around badass motherfucker a lot of dweebs, losers and federal courts insist on calling by my...

GREEN VALLEY, Ariz. – Staring intently at his large, flat-screen television, Waylan Barnsparger furrows his brow and looks hopelessly perplexed. After taking a sip from his ever-present tallboy Coors can, Barnsparger breaks his silence with a question to his great-granddaughter,...