WASHINGTON – Couched deep in the language of H.R. 2029, the omnibus funding bill for fiscal year 2016 currently under consideration by the U.S. House of Representatives, lurks language designed to prevent federal employees from watching porn while on the clock. The verbiage in...

LOS ANGELES – In December, Marvin Tzatziki, the man who became instantly and globally reviled after his company purchased and astronomically raised the price of oxygen tanks for COPD patients, was arrested by the FBI on 483 counts of aggravated assholism. Two days later, Tzatziki...

By Prudence Beecher Special to YNOT BONN, Germany – Just when you think things can’t get any worse with America’s porn addiction epidemic, along comes T-Mobile with its “Binge On” service. In addition to presumably encouraging people to eat far too much bratwurst, T-Mobile now...

By Antoinette Comstock Special to YNOT NEW YORK – Like a lot of other women I know, ever since I read the kinky, erotic 2011 best-seller 69 Degrees of Trite, I’ve been experimenting a bit with watching erotic movies on the internet. I must say, however, that while I love the...

ST. GEORGE, Utah – A mere three months after what seemed like an unbeatable apex in quality was established in the grand history of porn-related news headlines, a challenger to the throne emerged. “When you encounter a headline like ‘Former porn actress rereleases song after...

By Mathilda Malkin Special to YNOT SAN FRANCISCO – For years now, I’ve been warning people about the twin dangers of Islam and lax U.S. immigration policy through my blogs, numerous Fox News appearances, several books I’ve authored, notes I’ve left on napkins for servers and...

By Karl Woodward Special to YNOT FRESNO, Calif. – In an action filed March 14 at the Robert E. Coyote Courthouse in Fresno, adult entertainment studio Irritable Angel brought a variety of claims against veteran porn reporter Ben Suroeste, including allegations of “torturous pass...

FRONT ROYAL, Va. – If you’ve ever watched a movie in which Morgan Freeman plays a detective or more than half an episode of any splinter of the Law and Order franchise, then I’m sure you’re well aware of the “escalation” phenomenon when it comes to serial killers. This is the way...

By Giuseppe DiMartino Special to YNOT LANGLEY, Va. – According to the Washington Times, Judicial Watch, an organization presumably dedicated to spying on judges, is suing the Central Intelligence Agency under the Freedom of Information Act. At issue: Osama bin Laden’s alleged...

VAIL, Ariz. – If you’re familiar with my previous comparative research into pornography, then you already know I’ve investigated claims stating porn is like cocaine, tobacco, a vampire, an arsonist, a sniper, a giant spider and a variety of other objects or forces, both worldly...