NATCHEZ, Miss. – A couple weeks back in this space, I wrote about the need for the porn industry to aim its parody-happy cameras at male presidential candidates for a change, if for no other reason than to counterbalance the impact of previous parodies pillorying the likes of...

CHICAGO – As compelling as the idea of a pornographic experience in an immersive 3D environment might be on its face, unless a porn producer can provide or generate the right setting, the whole scene and user experience may fall short. Each of the VR porn demos I’ve tried to...

HOLLYWOOD – With his first virtual reality porn release being pilloried by critics and consumers alike, director Skidley Rott admitted yesterday he may have missed the mark with his maiden virtual voyage, chalking up the misstep to “a fundamental misunderstanding” of terminology....

SALT LAKE CITY – I went to Utah once, on a family trip. My dad got pulled over for doing 57 in a 55 zone, we ate at a Denny’s, visited a few canyons filled with impressive and colorful rock formations, looked at some tacky church architecture and got the hell out of there before...

LOS ANGELES – In order to make a splash in her new career, porn performer Tianna Hydra first has to mop up a spill created by her previous job. Earlier this week gossip rags revealed that prior to distinguishing herself as a skilled fellatio multitasker in the Blowbang Bimbo...

VENTURA, Calif. – According to a new survey conducted by a national polling group, almost one in five pornographers is addicted to prayer. Another 14 percent admitted to having read passages from the Bible or other holy scripture of a non-Christian religion within the past 30...

LOS ANGELES – The world’s largest collection of celebrity porn content once termed “leaked” and now generally recognized as totally canned is now available at GarishCelebs.ngono—the same place where it has always been available, but with less energy. Always at the cutting edge of...

LOS ANGELES – Over the past couple of years, I’ve worked diligently to catalog all the different ways in which porn threatens the future of humanity, from lying in wait like a sniper/spider to chomping our necks like a vampire to destroying churches and murdering love. Now, I’m...

CHARLOTTE, N.C. – Maverick porn publicist Matt Culolik today strongly denied his client’s blocking of traffic from North Carolina is a crass publicity ploy, strenuously asserting the decision was “solely based on the sincerely held views on social justice and the value of...

VENICE, Calif. – Porn performer Felicitous Muffman is more than just a pretty face, great body, intrepid sexual explorer, amateur optometrist and perceptive director of adult videos. She’s also a person blessed with very confusing political views and a publicist with an extensive...