AUSTIN, Texas — The war on porn has many theaters and battles. It is a constant fight for freedom of expression and the survival of an industry that positively impacts society in so many ways. Texas is home to a series of flashpoints in the war on porn that leave scores of adult...

As you’ve probably heard by now, last week the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit finally explained its reasoning in overturning a lower court’s ruling issuing an injunction against enforcement of a new Texas law which most people still refer to as “House Bill 20”. It’s...

Last time, we discussed gathering information on sites you’re interested in buying and making an offer. Today, we’ll talk about what happens after the offer is made, namely counteroffers, due diligence, and the letter of intent. Once you’ve made your offer the work begins. If...

SACRAMENTO, Calif. – If you start keeping tabs on state legislatures around the country, one thing you’ll quickly notice is these legislatures have a habit of concocting new statutes that, ultimately, never get enforced. Some bills never make as far as getting out of committee...

EAST LANSING, Mich. — A recent study published in the academic journal Crime & Delinquency suggests that sexual offenders rarely replicate what they see in pornography as a driver of sexual aggression. Led by Michigan State University School of Criminal Justice researchers,...

NEW YORK (OR MAYBE SAN FRANCISCO?) — Ben Suroeste, the adult industry’s premier fake journalist, multiple award-winning Sandwich Artist and certified Lack-of-Life Coach, may or may not be virtually signing his eponymous line of BS NFTs at “a big, fancy bookstore in New...

It’s finally happened! A man’s need for an actual human to get him off (and this includes his own hand) has become extinct with the invention of Autoblow – a male sex toy that is working to make it nearly impossible to tell the difference between its sweet robotic touch and a...

HOLLYWOOD, Ariz. – Ben Suroeste, an “alternative adult journalist” who ranks in the top 0.00001% of creators on the OnlyPornScribes.gw fake news platform, is now offering incredibly expensive advice to “anyone gullible enough to send me some crypto,” the alleged writer announced...

TRENTON, N.J. – I’ve always felt that whether 1000 feet is a significant distance depends largely on the context of the measurement. For example, if you’re a football team facing fourth down and 333.33 yards to go… well, then the rules and geography of football have changed quite...

WASHINGTON — In the post-Roe v. Wade environment, Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act is more important than ever. The benchmark law is vital in protecting freedom of speech and expression on the internet and it protects all types of online platforms, including adult...