HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – I’ll be honest here: Before Jade Greene made her way into the adult industry, I didn’t know hockey teams had cheerleaders. This is one of the many, many things I didn’t (and still don’t) know about hockey, a list which also includes how “icing” works, what is and isn’t a foul, and how to avoid making cunnilingus jokes any time someone mentions the “Red Wings.”

At any rate, I’m guessing that in her prior role as a member of the Capital Spirit Squad (or was it the ALL CAPS CREW?), she didn’t have many days like the one she recently had on the set with Zane Walker.

As described by Jade’s publicity reps, her collaboration with Zane opens with Jade “daring him to ‘give her something to be sore about’ even though she’s just completed a marathon.”

I’ve never run a marathon, but if I did, I feel like my rest and recovery period would be long, relaxing and contain a minimal amount of my face getting fucked. But to each her own – and as the rest of the scene description makes clear, Jade is fully on board with getting face-fucked as a post-race activity.

“Accepting the challenge, Zane tests her deepthroat abilities while conversing with Jade in Farsi, and she responds in Spanish (for an extra exotic layer to the scene).”

Come se dice “face fuck” en Espanol? For that matter, how does one say it in Farsi?

“After giving Zane a champion-style BJ, he spits in her mouth and slaps her across the face, further asserting his dominance.”

I’m not going to tell my dog about this, or else next thing I know, he’ll be spitting in the neighbor dog’s mouth, instead of just smacking him across the face all the time.

“Next, Zane stands up, moves her to the floor, and face fucks her hard before moving her to the bed and putting her head between his legs while she deepthroats him.”

See what I mean? There’s a theme developing here…

“Jade gives him a footjob, and Zane teases her, making her play with herself while she waits to get fucked.”

Oh Zane, you cruel bastard! Although, honestly, having to wait to fuck Jade while watching her play with herself might be a bit of dual-edged sword in the frustration department.

“Jade’s been a good girl, and Zane rewards her by fucking her in various positions, until she climbs on top for cowgirl. It all ends with a creamy finish in spoon.”

I think this means Zane cums on Jade while they’re spooning, not that Zane cums in a spoon. But I suppose I’ll have to watch the full scene to know for sure.

“Zane knew precisely how to push my buttons—he’s so sexy, and his domination skills are top-notch,” Jade said. “Just thinking about our adventures still gets me wet. This is one of my BEST collabs of 2025, and we definitely need a rematch!”

Will the rematch include Jade face fucking Zane with a strap-on? (Asking for a friend.)

You can check out Jade Greene’s rough and tumble collab with Zane Walker on Jade’s OnlyFans.