HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Petite, all-natural Spiegler Girl Yhivi has made her debut for Tushy Raw, which means I probably need to request a free password for “review purposes” or dig around in my couch cushions for enough change to subscribe to Tushy Raw for a month.

Cast opposite Dan Damage in the KGB-directed “Petite Cutie Has the Tiniest Tightest Ass,” Yhivi stars out the scene crawling into bed whilst decked out in blue lingerie.

As the scene description continues, Yhivi then “bends over for the camera, playing with her pussy and asshole.” At this point, If I was her scene partner, I’d probably totally lose my composure and just jump in there to start licking and fingering her without further ado. That’s why it’s best that Yhivi’s paired with a pro like Dan Damage.

“That’s when Dan Damage walks in, already naked, and begins licking and fingering Yhivi’s ass.”

Well, shit. So much for professional composure. For Dan’s sake, I hope Yhivi doesn’t object.

“Dan strips off Yhivi’s lingerie, and she gets down on her knees to give him a deep throat BJ.”

Phew! What a relief. All’s well that ends in a blowjob.

“Back on the bed, Dan slowly slides his dick inside Yhivi’s ass and side fucks her long and hard. Yhivi then goes ATM, going down on Dan, before turning around so he can do her in anal doggy.”

See, on Tushy Cooked, this is the point where they would take a break to show the audience how to make a frittata. But here on Tushy Raw, the action just continues apace.

“She then sits on his cock, riding him in anal cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, before he pulls out and stands over her, delivering the money shot all over her face.”

See? Way better than learning how to make an Italian omelet.

“Thirty minutes of anal sex – who in their right mind would ever say no to that? Dan is a machine, and our chemistry in this scene is off the charts,” Yhivi said. “I’m so happy I finally got a chance to shoot for Tushy Raw. Trust me, you will be too.”

I feel like we can trust Yhivi on this one. Unless the description is leaving out something, like they stop to talk economics for 45 minutes in the middle of the 30-minute ass fucking session. But even if they do, I suppose that’s why the fast-forward function was invented.

In any case, you can check out “Petite Cutie Has the Tiniest Tightest Ass” now on TushyRaw.com.