HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Remember that reality TV show Bachelorette Matchmaker, or Who Wants to be a Matchmaker, or Top Matchmaker Kitchen Challenge Failure, or Matchmaker Island: Malaysia, or whatever the fuck it was called? Well, even though I never watched it even once, I now know what it was missing: Yhivi and Ryan Reid.

I know this because Yhivi and Ryan Reid are featured in “Pornstar Matchmaker: Episode 2,” a newly released scene from Brazzers and I’m willing to bet my last dollar (which is coming along sooner than I’d like, quite frankly) this scene is better than anything ever depicted on Real Matchmakers of Tuba City or whatever it was.

The scene kicks off with Yhivi, Ryan and a quite muscular bald Italian man named Christian being interviewed separately, as is customary on dating shows, evidently. The three expound on what they love about sex, where they’re from, their favored sexual positions and whether “dark matter” is really a thing, or just a fanciful notion cooked up by astrophysicists who had spent too much time in the lab huffing rags inundated with unidentified toxic vapors.

Following their interviews, the trio are led to a bedroom while blindfolded, which goes surprisingly well, with nobody stubbing even a single toe. On the count of three, off come their blindfolds, upon which they’re all surprised to see each other, because I think they were secretly hoping they were about to audition for American Idol.

You can probably guess what happens next. That’s right: They’re given the challenge of making crème brulee using nothing but a pile of matches, heavy cream and an oversized novelty gym sock.

Wait, no… I’m thinking of an episode of The Taskmaster, not Pornstar Matchmaker. Sorry, my bad. Obviously, what happens next is they fuck like a trio of horny bunnies, switching positions several times before the girls kneel in front of Christian to receive ‘cummunion,’ so to speak.

“It’s really hot, not knowing who your scene partners are going to be until right at the last second,” Yhivi said of shooting the scene. “It adds an element of surprise that makes the whole thing extra spicy. This is a cool concept that Brazzers is doing, and I think that shows in the final scene.”

You can find out who gets voted off the kitchen island now, by watching “Pornstar Matchmaker: Episode 2” on Brazzers.com.