HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – “Real-life Hentai girl” and Vixen Media Group (VMG) Angel Violet Myers has made her fourth appearance for Slayed, performing opposite Megan Faith, who makes her debut for VMG’s girl/girl site in “Curvy Violet Gets Her Pussy Eaten by Hot Bestie.”

I’ll admit, the first time I read the title, I thought the last word was “Beastie,” and thought one of two things has happened here: (1) some sort of creature with a very high temperature has entirely consumed Violet Myers’ pussy, which would be an enormous tragedy on so many levels or (2) Mr. Beast has expanded his increasingly ubiquitous American media presence by making the leap into porn.

Thankfully, neither of those disturbing possibilities above has been realized, because the bestie eating Violet’s pussy is Megan Faith, who is both much more attractive than Mr. Beast and less likely to take “pussy eating” literally that is, say, a full-grown and possibly rabid wolverine.

In any event, per Violet’s reps at The Rub PR, the new scene opens with Violet and Megan “clad in wet gear, black bras and panties, and black boots,” looking like “they’re on a fashion shoot.”

“Both dark-haired, busty, and big-booty stunning babes are wet and ready to rumble,” Violet’s reps add. To me, this sounds less like a fashion shoot and more like an event to be introduced by one of the Buffer brothers, but OK – they’re ready to rumble, by which I think we mean “fuck.”

“They can’t wait to get it on with each other with their fingers and tongues, a pink vibe, and a glass dildo.”

Yep – that certainly sounds less combative and more fucking-related.

“Violet and Megan look amazing together, and you’ve never seen them quite like this before.”

Hmmm. As I’ve never seen them in combat before, maybe I’ve rushed to the wrong conclusion here?

“It might have been Megan’s first Slayed shoot, but she really brought it,” Violet said. “We had a great time on set, and we both had so many orgasms. I hope my fans and the Vixen members enjoy every second of this scene.”

Ah, the key word above is “orgasms.” I’m sure there have been a few of those inside the Octagon too, but typically, orgasms are more associated with sex than jiu jitsu or kickboxing.

Whatever these two get up to, be it pussy eating or each-other-beating, fans can scope “Curvy Violet Gets Her Pussy Eaten by Hot Bestie” now, exclusively on Slayed.com.