HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – As a guy who has a colonoscopy coming up, I was quite interested to see what the “anal checkup” Violet Myers recently received from Dr. Mick Blue entailed. And the first thing I’ll note is that while ample lubrication was used, there didn’t appear to be any anesthetic employed – and unless there was a tiny camera embedded in the tip of Dr. Blue’s cock, I strongly suspect this wasn’t a proper colonoscopy, at all.

At the same time, I also realize most Brazzers viewers are not here to question the medical ethics or clinical efficacy of Dr. Mick Blue; they’re just here for all that ass. And when the patient is Violet Myers, there is a great deal of ass to be had, obviously.

Per the scene description, as “Anal Exam” begins, “Violet Myers is visiting Dr. Mick Blue, because she’s facing a problem in her marriage.”

Note to self: Next time I need marriage counseling, maybe I should try seeing a proctologist?

“It seems that for Violet’s husband, anal sex is very important, but she can’t seem to relax back there. She’s never been able to please her husband the way he wants her to.”

Hmm. I suppose dealing with clenched sphincters probably isn’t what they do at those “Relax the Back” stores, eh?

“Luckily, Mick is an expert and agrees to teach her some relaxation techniques.”

Why do I feel like even if Dr. Blue wasn’t an expert, he’d be offering to treat Violet in these circumstances? What else was he going to do; refer her off to his colleague, Dr. Manuel Ferrara?

“He starts with a little bit of lube and tells Violet to breathe slowly while he inserts a finger. Violet is amazed at how good Mick’s finger feels, and soon he inserts a second one. As he slowly fingers her ass, Violet can’t help but wonder what the real thing feels like.”

Spoiler alert: Violet is about to find out what the real thing feels like.

“All too happy to oblige, Mick pulls out his dick and slowly inserts it. At that point, the gloves come off (literally, in Mick’s case), and he fucks Violet in every position they can fit on the tiny hospital bed, in her ass and in her pussy. Finally, Violet gets down on her knees and Mick finishes with a money shot all over her tits.”

Violet’s husband will be so pleased! Although, it’s probably best to leave out some of the details about her appointment, as he might reasonably question the therapeutic value of that pearl necklace at the end.

“There’s a reason that Mick Blue is a legend, and he proved it in about 12 different ways on this shoot,” Violet said. “Plus, there’s just something so sexy about a man in a doctor’s coat. I can’t wait for my fans to see this one.”

You can watch Violet Myers get her “Anal Exam” now, on Brazzers.com.