SAN DIEGO, Calif. – The last time I got laid at a business conference, it was made possible by the fact my then-wife came with me. Hopefully, there will be a next time – and I’ll have the good fortune of running into a bored, neglected working wife who is as sexually assertive and hot to trot as Victoria Malfoy’s character in her Naughty America debut, which comes in the studio’s Dirty Wives Club series.

In the appropriately titled “Sexy Wife Victoria Malfoy Fucks and Sucks Another Man’s Cock,” Victoria attends a business conference, where I reckon she draws significantly more attention from the attendees than the panel discussions, seminars, product demos and $11, 12-ounce bottles of water for sale at the refreshment stand.

Down in the lobby, Victoria catches the eye of Richard Glaze, who is probably supposed to be meeting someone to talk about an ad deal, but who has quickly identified Victoria as the higher priority deal to close, if you catch my drift. Richard catches up with Victoria, who wastes no time in extending an invitation to come up to her room.

Once in the room, Victoria sings the siren song of the bored, neglected and lonely housewife, complaining of the lack of passion in her marriage. Richard recognizes this for the invitation it is – and before you know it, they’re locking lips and shedding clothes.

Victoria gets down on her knees and starts sucking Richard’s cock, demonstrating a technique that likely isn’t on display at the “Get to Know Your Customer Better” seminar currently being held in the Roosevelt Room downstairs.

Richard returns the favor, flipping Victoria onto her back so he can get into prime muff-diving position and lay some licks on her snatch. Victoria then mounts Richard to ride him in cowgirl position, perhaps practicing for the mechanical bull ride portion of the evening’s scheduled entertainment (sponsored by OpenAI).

Richard and Victoria change positions a few times, cycling through doggystyle and missionary, back to cowgirl and finally to doggy again. Richard thrusts away until he can take no more, finally pulling out to fire his ample load into Victoria’s eager maw.

Say what you will about their professionalism, this encounter surely beats merely exchanging business cards.

“This is my Naughty America debut, and wow, it’s so hot I couldn’t be happier with how everything turned out,” Victoria said. “It was such a fun day doing what I love. I can’t wait to shoot with Naughty America again soon!”

You can see “Sexy Wife Victoria Malfoy Fucks and Sucks Another Man’s Cock” now on NaughtyAmerica.com – and don’t forget the official business conference closing party tonight, with musical entertainment provided by California’s finest hotel-based Aerosmith tribute band, Suite Emotions!