HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Just when you thought you had a handle on all the threats facing you as visitor to the Hentaied Universe, they go and launch Vampired.com, giving you a whole new set of monsters to haunt your nightmares, suck your blood and probably turn you into a mindless sex-zombie or something.

According to the launch announcement, Vampired.com makes its initial rise from the crypt as both a standalone site and as part of the Hentaied megasite, Hentaied.pro. Per the announcement, the four featured scenes at launch star Leana Lovings, Tiffany Tatum, Nancy Ace, Rikako Katayama, and Matty Mila – and sure enough, they all turn into vampires and have “the best sex of their lives.”

Not to nitpick, but as I understand these things, once you have transformed into a vampire, you have joined the ranks of the undead, meaning any sex you have then can longer be considered the best sex of your “life,” because you already dead, dude.

Be that as it may, living, dead or undead, the ladies of the all-girl Vampired.com exist in a world that combines “high art, sophistication, thematic exploration, and atmospheric visuals over action and gore,” yielding scenes that offer the “high-end horror feel of Nosferatu, From Dusk till Dawn and Bram Stoker’s Dracula,” according to the launch announcement.

The latest scene added to the site, “Dark Romance Part 2,” stars Nancy Ace and Rikako Katayama. In the scene, Nancy “wakes up in a strange bed with multiple bite marks,” something which happens to me a lot, only in my case the bites tend to be from fleas and the “bed” is more of a discarded couch behind my favorite liquor store. Anyway, as Nancy tries to piece together what happened the night before and find her way the fuck out of the unfamiliar room, Rikako (who is, spoiler alert, a fucking vampire) has other ideas. Will Nancy escape, or will Rikako have her way with Nancy again? It’s the latter, obviously; vampires do tend to get their way, after all.

“We’ve been working on the site for quite a while,” said Hentaied creator/producer Romero, Mr. Alien. “I didn’t want it to be a cheesy vampire site. I had a clear vision for this site (as I always do), but it was also a huge passion project for me. I’m working on a massive feature with some American stars in Europe that will blow everyone’s minds. The members enjoy the site and even gave us some script ideas.”

You can check out the new Vampired line from Hentaied by joining Hentaied.pro for access to all eight sites from the Hentaied Universe for $59.99 a month or sign up for just Vampired.com for $19.99/month. Either way, bring some garlic, a cross or two, some sharp wooden stakes and a box of Kleenex.